Tim McFratterson is In Over His Head
Tim McFratterson may just earn a nottadouche and a goinpeace if he doesn’t bust any hand signs or stupidface in the future.
Good on you, Tim.
But we all know you can’t handle the truth. And by truth, I mean either one of these femmtastic perfectionaries.
Lucious Heather makes the Collective Peep of the Unconscious weep with caustic longing and boobie proddle.
While Ubiquitous Red Cup observes pensively.
Mongor Not Like Brussell Sprouts
Mongor.
Emotionally dead to the world since 2006.
Sophie Pillowbottom. All that is righteous in Guadalcanal.
Sheila's Mamms and Ricky's Tongueface Vie For Your Attention
Which will win?
HCwDB Gets a New Sponsor!
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Seems legit. What could go wrong?
Peter Pumpin'head Abs Abby in the Pre-Inflation Days
Rumor has it that legendary cloud Peter Pumpin’head was once human.
A very douchey human.
But human nonetheless.
The Purplippia
Amanda and her bestie, Amanda, like to call themselves the Mandy Twins.
Their giggles sound like autotuned angels singing Philip Glass.
The Purplippia’s violations are deep and incommensurate with a God-like universe. Or, as the kids might say, Satan took a dump on the Torah.
Yup. Got nuthin’.
Where’s my damn socks.
Mutanto The Bug-Eye Freak Hugs Your Sister
That’s just not right.
And by “sister” I mean your hot friend with occasional benefits (office parties and national holidays) whose day job is in accounting but secretly is into the freaky-deaky role play.
Marty McFluffer Goes Boob to the Future
GREAT SCOTT!!
Is that a pleather life preserver?
Mayor Goldie Wilson’s not impressed.
Mitch Dillon Grasps at Fame
Unlike his far more famous brothers Matt and Kevin Dillon, Mitch Dillon does the best he can.
Acting classes and whatnot.
Mitch is sure that his life would’ve been different if Deep Space Nine had called back.
