Tommy Chin Goes Crazzzzy on Casual Friday
Unfortunatey, Mocha Nicole is only mildly interested in hearing about how wacky the boys in the accounting firm like to get on Casual Friday.
Okay, Tommy Chin will tell you. So, like, they totally like bust out the rice wine at like 4pm. And then they totally play the rap music in the boss’s office after he left early to go to his Hamptons summer house! And not like any rap music. Like those really nasty rap songs. With x-rated words and all!
It’s crazy, Tommy is telling you!
But he can’t tell you any more. They would, like, totally get fired if anyone found out about what they did with the photocopier in the office supply room. I mean can you believe it?
(They photocopied their butts… shhhhhh!!)
Perky Kelly Stumbles into a Gaggle of Party Ruffians
When the Party Ruffians start reveling in the iconography of Party Bieber mixed with early 90s Right Said Fred, it is most definitely time to call a cab time.
Drunk Al Goes "Garrrrr!" on Quartasian Mina
“Garrrrr!”
When “I like your boobies!” is too difficult to pronounce.
Breaking: Taylor Swift Attacked at The Grammys
This is worse than when Q-Bert micturated on Madonna back in ’86!
The Effete Sailors of Beverly Hills
I have a little poem I’d like to read in honor of this occasion, if I may. Spaulding, get your foot off the boat!
It’s easy to grin
when your douche comes in
and you’ve served all your drinks on the deck.
But the ‘bag worthwhile
is the choad who can smile
when his neckkerchief is too tight in the neck.
Okay, pookie. Do the honors.
Old Spice Viral Ad Campaign Goes Full HCwDB
Old Spice, in the process of using ads to usher in a generational rebranding process through the power of ironic humor, has put out with the following fake viral websites:
Flavor Your Soul Patch
Illegal Neck Workout Machine
100 Percent Solid Gold Headset
100 Percent Black Leather Sheets
Cologne With Real Protein In It
Executive Spray Tan Parties
The Push Up Muscle Shirt
Brodos: Live Inside a Condo Inside a Gym
Bargain Tattoos of America
I’m not gonna link to all of these ads because, well, they’re ads. And I ain’t getting paid to promote stuff that riffs off the very mock I helped to develop.
But it is always good to see the humor of the mock we developed here carry into new forms on the interwebs. So for mocking the ‘bag, props to Old Spice. Even if it is in service of selling more overpriced product.
Doug Gets Crazy With Paola In Brazil
Is this the one where Doug winds up with a missing kidney or the one where Prince Harry fondles a Nazi real doll?
I always get my urban legends confused.
How to Mock Herpsters
This.
Sure it may be an ad for jeans. But the mock is postiviely HCwDBian (pronounced: “huhcwidibian”)
