Superspeedo
Look! At an overpriced Vegas event!
It’s a ‘bag!
It’s a douche!
It’s… Superspeedo!
Yeah, got nuthin’. I need a coffee.
Papa Smurf Got Eaten by a Brothabag
Serves him right for trying to peep into Kelly’s cabana.
Champagne Katie Vs. Nipstachio
Speaking of HCwDB legends, for those wondering what’s up with confused HCwDB hottie, failed Hall of Hott Candidate, lawsuit filer, and all around internet attention ho’, Champagne Katie, turns out she’s currently in congress with failed Lucho Libre sensation Nipstachio.
Oh well.
There’s always tautpooch chew toy C.K. Beach Pear to help us recover.
King Douchuous the IV Laughs at Kisseus Vomitorious's Efforts By Gettin' Busy
HCwDB’s legendary pimplenutter and celebrated entrant in our hallowed Hall of Scrote, King Douchuous the IV, laughs at pretenders to the Douche Crown such as Kisseus Vomitorious.
Any pretender ‘bag can show up, spike the hair, make the douche face, reveal the abs, and pose like a choadal clown with a bevy of hot chicks.
But only the true douchal legends can maintain consistency over years and years. That’s real dedication to the nihilism and disassociation required to become douche royalty.
Through economic boom. Through economic recession.
The seasons may change. The hot chicks most certainly change.
But King D keeps carryin’ on.
Like only the King that wears the Douchecrown can.
A Japanese Man Sings An Ode to Chickens
Because someone has to.
Kisseus Vomitorious Has a New Tattoo
And by “tattoo,” I mean the crotch rash.
Marcus Works Through the Trauma of his Pre-Teen Years
Just a few hundred more flex pics with the Paid-to-Pose Lalaina Sisters and that’ll teach ’em to make fun of anyone who dribbles too much with a juice box.
Richy McShuckhole and Debutante Carolyn Spell "EMU"
Later, they’ll use their tongues to spell “LL”.
One Singular Crotchsation
In honor of passing of the great composer and songwriter, Marvin Hamlisch, I can only pay tribute HCwDB-style.
With kaleidoscopic Broadway spectacular douche crotch.
And a confused Vegas showgirl, who took a wrong turn at Albuquerque, and now hopes she gets it, she hopes she gets it. And by it, she means not-crabs.
