Conservative Bob Cuts Loose on a Tuesday
Because we all need to indulge our fetishes sooner or later.
Where's Trevor?
Somewhere in this pic of Southern Woo Stateschoolettes I’ve carefully hidden Trevor.
Look closely.
Can you hear him talk about Call of Duty: Ghosts to Kelly?
Byron Tries To Look Like an Art Student at 30
Sexy Mama Karen isn’t really that impressed. But these Corona Lights aren’t going to drink themselves while complaining that Damien Hirst is the Michael Bay of Andy Warhols.
The Check-Please Guy
There’s always one in every crowd.
The dude who’s got a sure fire stock tip and brags about the engine in his white BMW 535.
Yup.
That guy.
Finger guy.
The guy who ruins the various games the other four are throwing at Cute Officeworker Cindy.
Stare at it long enough and a Ron Howard movie might break out.
Your Monday Morning Bob Puker
While ginormous douche-watches haunt the collective unconscious, and Bob Puker macks on Paid-to-Woo Sandra, it’s time your humb narrs fired things up around here.
Lots of pics in the hamper, but always grateful to all who send in bag ‘tags. If ya have want to track down some quality HCwDB pics to submit for the site, send em to douchebag1 at hotchickswithdouchebags dot com. Or use the link up top.
This site’s quality mock relies on the hard work of the pic hunters, and I tip my diaper-stained cup of Night Train to y’all for helping me to keep this place humming along.
Your #2, DarkSock, is also recovering from some pretty heavy surgery. He’s fine, and will rejoin us shortly, but light a sparkler to Vishnu in his honor. These horses ain’t gonna pee in themselves.
Music in the Key of "Hey!"
Herpster folk rock.
Shouting “hey!” in rhythmic form since early 2011.
Douchebusters
Nothing gives me greater joy than seeing the douche mock continue to go global.
Our work here has not been in vain, my friends.
Friday Thoughts and Links
Ya know, it’s one set of trashiness when the ladies are getting the frontal tramp stamps to mark their skin with the taint of collective poo.
It’s quite another when average joes like Fwippy are doing it.
Not a good career move, Fwippy.
Combine the Groin Shave Reveal, fwip hair, and tonguedouchery, and it’s enough to kick an aarvark in the sphincter.
But I can’t be too upset. For it’s Friday.
And you know what that means.
Me. Scratching myself. Watching TV. And changing diapers.
Here’s your links:
Your HCwDB Retro Alt Lit Book Pic of the Week: “They’re whackin’ off to it, fer chrissake!”
The day Leonard Nimoy gave a cab ride to John F. Kennedy. An amazing read.
Things that should not happen in life: Dudes in speedos at sporting events. Regardless of whether linkbait borg website Buzzfeed finds him “hot” or not.
So it turns out if you record crickets chirping and slow it down, it sounds like people singing.
Sign #5 that the apocalypse is nigh.
Brothabags, Abs, and Nipple Reveal. (nominally NSFW)
Instagram and the female douchebag.
Qatar stadium looks like a giant, um… oyster.
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Funny faces in everyday objects. Green pepper faces for the win.
Bleeth. No. Strike that. Awful human being.
Ok, here’s your pear:
And all was settled in Liliputia.
Friday Haiku
Creeper Max Headdouche,
Ruins Bro Pete’s mad sexin’,
Sad clowns weep at fair.
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Festival Omen
Satriani Photobomb
Harbinger of Doom
– Bag Em Tag Em
The Thing with Two Heads
is remade. Box office bomb.
Rosey Grier weeps
– Charles Nelson Douchely
My mannaries fail
Vestigial glands do not
Provide mommy’s milk
– The Dude
Kim regrets Christian
Mingle date. Profile pic left
out his conjoined twin
– Magnum Douche P. I.
You don’t bring your Mom
to Burning Man, you moron
Monkey on your back?
– Dickie Fingers
The Nazca Lines dress
disorients aliens:
Planet of the Douche!
– Charles Douchewin
Misplaced boob fondle
Shady largeman unholy
MILF gets impatient
– Dr Magnifico
It puts the glasses
In the basket or it gets
The hose. New Wave Hose.
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
JB Sings Limp Bizkit Covers at Karaoke Tuesday
Chiquita Vanessa, a quality selection of quality suckle bobble, is unamused by JB’s choice of life-preserver wearing antics.
