Friday, October 2, 2009
Friday Haiku
Crotch Hardy? Hardly.
Magic, Criss Angel style,
Poo dump on culture.
Never fear my sweet,
Poo-dini is here to say
Mom’s basement is cold
— saulgoode42
Clockwork Orange douche,
close your arms and go away.
Britney, open yours.
— Father Guido Sardouchey
Gay-Bag Scrote appears
His eyes adjust to the light
Your not Fred he screams
— Douche shower and shave
Goth douchenozzle sucks
Dressed like a gay vampire bat
Blond causes tumescence
— The Douche Abides
Stovepipe hat cooks brain
Skull betrays mini bone ‘neath
Hott wants panties back.
— Crucial Head
Magic Hoverbag
But Hi-Ho the derio
This cheese stands alone
— Vin Douchal
In a new PETA
ad, Matt Stafford hopes to help
malnourished bunnies.
— “Lesbian Thermos” Ernie Tubesock
