Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Arm Rot
I’m pretty sure there was an old Twilight Zone episode about this.
A pumped up Vegas Guid (played by Jack Klugman) gets covered with a strange alien fungus only to discover he is, in fact, the real alien fungus, and the alien fungus is really earth.
Or am I mixing up classic TV and douche-face in my memory again?
She is yummy. They are poo. That is all.
first again?
Watch as non-threateningly-pretty Sara from Accounting makes extremely bad life choices, right before your eyes.
Wow. Just wow.
Bobcat Choadwaite on the right is into the glue again. What's that on his shoulder, anyhow? A dead ferret?
Manimal on the left, umm, shit dude that looks like an awful stabby sort of belt buckle. No wonder you have so many scars. Cut it out Bucko.
She is, something.
This photo is from an upcoming public service ad. The story board shows what happens when mid-level manager Karen from ADP decides to try crystal meth, "just once, to see what it's like."
That squid looks familiar….wheez?
Squidward on the right should be flattered that Tall, Slick, and Hairless chose to honor him with a full sleeve "20,000 Leagues Under my Pee" portrait.
That isn't a tattoo, it's a multi-colored poo stain from vigorously fisting Ryan's asshole after three straight days of binge drinking and downing Am/Pm bagel dogs.
You can just see the pain on Ryan's face, that was one rough fisting. He'll be shitting fecal oranges for weeks.
Tina is just there for moral support.
See this scar? Drunk redtube wannabe. Vegas, '04.
That stink won't wash off.
The tattoo-fungus looks like it's also infected the Hott's hips. It's slowly working its way around the rear, into her soft sweaty crevices….
While that belt buckle looks stabby, it also suggests an even more worrisome bag trend– GSR and accompanying groin-star tattoos. It's like the Death Star, f you will
The fungus has spread to her hip and is making its way up her taught little belly. Disinfect quickly while there is still time!
Aside from characters in novels and movies, it's unusual for a person to be able to pinpoint the exact moment when their lives changed from full of hope and promise to riddled with despair. Tracie, a promising young woman who once majored in comparative religion at Michigan State, is the exception to that rule, as shown in this picture taken during her junior year while on Spring Break.
I think she fertilized her flowers with their poo.
So THAT'S what James Hetfield looked like after the accident with the pyrotechnics! Wow, I've always wondered…
He choose that tattoo. Nice job.
Hey, Mowak, WaS called to say your tattoo sucks, dude.
And what's with the crap on your fingers? You couldn't afford the brass knuckles so you are making installment payments? Nothing says 'loser' like…well …you!
Tell the Green Lantard that the pool deck is not his personal toilet. Stop trying to pinch one on the lady's hand you chode.
Fetterman chuckled as Herb tried to pass the remaining ring he left up Herb's distended rectal spout as Tammy the colonic nurse posed for the "Before and After".
This picture seriously makes me want to vomit. I honestly have nothing witty to say about these two clowns. However, I do want to spray my yum-yum on her ab flowers to see if they germinate.
Looks like she's contaminated, too!
As hot and sweet at this hott looks (and seriously, OM NOM NOM NOM), you can see the beginnings of the Virus infection in that stomach tatt. It hasn't made it's way to her chest and face yet, but give it a couple of years. Early Stage 1 Bleeth here, and she could easily be save at this point.
No Self-Esteem Sara From Accounting is about five pounds out from being a full-on butterface, although she has a very, very nice tummy. Shame about her poor facial bone structure.
Arm Rot looks like a no-class, stupid, balding version of Pumpy, with a shitty facial hair wedge to boot.
Speaking of our dearly departed Pumpy, if he saw this travesty of a picture, he would claw his way out of his no doubt massively oversized grave and pull this scrote's intestines out through his mouth and then use them to tie Sara to the bedposts and give her ten hours of life-changing multiple-orifice pounding that would send her fleeing to the tattoo-removal clinic the next day; cause Pumpy was a class act that didn't dig shitty tats on his women.
@Johnny, 11:33 a.m. –
I did a Google search (at the bottom of the blog page) on "squid arm" and didn't find a match. However, I did notice these:
G Dog and some very perky boobies
Butterday Night Fever – perhaps the finest collection of ass pear to grace this site
Squidward I and Janice's fine ass boobies
Squidward II
All this does is confirm that Squidward = G Dog – check the arm tatts…..
Tarmal is gay
The first time I saw Janice I got such an insta-boner, I pulled a left nut muscle.
@ Mr. White 11:46
You got something against Michigan State? No more meth for you then.
NOBODY FUCEN CARES WHETA YOU THINK ANON SHITSLICEE!
AND LTE MRE GIVE YOU A FUCEWN HITNT: T AMRAL BOTH STARAIGHT AND GAY! TARMAL DOE SNOT DISCRIMIANTE BAED ON SEXUAL OREITNEATION! ONLY SLAPHWOAR ANONS DO THAST FUCEN SHIT!
@doc bunsen
C'mon, man, I got nothin' against Michigan State. I'm holding it up as an example of a place where a nice, young, coed-next-door cutie might come from, which has nothing to do with what degradations may visit her off campus.
@ Anon 1:13
Dude, you are tempting fate, in a way which you will forever regret.
Sorry guys. I has to see Tarmal in action. I thought if Tarmal could be witnesses it would be understood. Now I am not so sure.
I think Tarmal revenge has set in and these douchebags are starting to look cool. I have a overwhelming urge to use the word "hatters" in a sentence. Oh, what evil have I awoke.
@ Mr. White
OK, I see your point about off campus. I lived in East Lansing for 5 years (stoopid advanced degree) and I loved it.
The shipment of "seeing-Aztec-temples" meth should be arriving soon. Let me know how you like it. If its good enough, maybe SSS will get some too.
You are all hatters. Make Tarmal stop.
Squid Pro Quo…
@Anon(1:46pm)
Ooh, can I be the Mad Hatter?!
Read before clicking the send button, dillhole.
@Bob
All d'bags who write in misspell hater. It was intentional.
I would say Arm Rot is the early favorite in the clubhouse here for the Weekly.
That's not a tatoo, that's a reflection of Cuthlu rising from the Rehab pool. See, Ed Hardy Jimmy on the right has been driven mad and is punching himself in the jewels.
@Anon(2:10pm) Quite right. Sorry about that, old bean. Carry on!
Parents, don't let your daughters move to Vegas. First it's community college, where they'll meet choads like this. Next thing you know, they're getting awful tattoos on increasingly larger portions of their bodies and hanging out at Rehab. Finally they're auditioning for walk-on roles in "Gaping and Gulping 15".
Am I wrong in observing what appears to be GSRwLAT, Groin Shave Reveal with Lower Ab Tattoo?
Arm Rot, you f*cking Guido loser. Not enough that you shave your junk and surrounding post ab-pocolyptic waste land. Not enough that you want everyone to see that you til your unfertile field by slinging the Malibu Barbie petal pushers down low. Oh no. You have to go and abuse some hard working tatt artist by having him/her apply ink to your shaved groin.
Even Wretch-a-Sketch mocks your level of douche. And I quote, "What f*cking self respecting guy tatts his lower abs? Your anus; yes. Your groin? Please. Dude is a f*cking loser."
Oh that's pretty cool … he's actually pulling off that Prince Ashitaka look from Princess Mononoke. You know where the hideous demon grabs hold of his arm and is slowly consuming it, threatening to take over his whole body?
Oh wait, too late here.
Arm rot, GSR, Lower Ab Tat and large tuft of chin pube. Yuck.
All that, AND an Ed Hardyized doofus making a stupid face.
This could be the weekly.
@ Mr. Biggs 4:53 PM,
if he can decapitate a man with a single arrow and push through a gate that normally had to be moved by 10 men, we'd be in big trouble. the curse would be too good for this 'bag.
Hellboy?
I'd like to prescribe antibiotics for that skin infection on his arm – looks like there's even a little pus dripping onto his fingers. I'm worried about community-acquired methacillin-resistant staph aureus, since it seems to be advancing so rapidly. It may have even spread to the grey matter between his ears? I can't otherwise explain those brown spots above and below those iinsect glasses. Possibly contagious – some smeared onto her abdomen and a little slid onto the doofus on the right's shirt.
Tattoos do not a bleeth make. She's dressed for the pool, no makeup, dark hair. But as you can see, the squid on the left has penetrated her abdomen with his Iron Cross ovipositor, and soon she will be a walking douche-egg receptacle. May God have mercy on her sou
Looking at his tattoo makes me want to eat sushi. I mean sushi made with the flesh from his arm.
People with tatts like this don't know the meaning of "flying under the radar" nor do they ever foresee the need to do that in their lives someday.
Allow me to District Nine this 'roid induced freak show with the surgical precision of an epilectic elephant. Russian crotch-grabbing tourest and his grim minder Marlova will be summarily deported on grounds of radioactive taint.
Regards,
Douche Pitt
His arm has a butthole. Junk McCrotchHonger can't wait to penetrate it while he kegels it with dumbbell curls. It farts when he bench presses.
If this guy only had that one arm, no other limbs, and scurried around crab-like with a skateboard screwed to his pelvis stump, then he'd be pretty damn cool. I'd hang with him, in that circumstance, sure.
My hypothesis is that a witch or conjurer of sorts popped a hemorrhoid on Kenny's shirt and now he aimlessly wanders the world infecting people.
Whatever it is, kill it/them.
It's not a too-mah!
Looks like Tina Fey is finally letting all that 30 Rock fame get to her head.