Hall of Hott: A Quorum is Called
Numerous readers have written in requesting a quorum to discuss nominees for the Hall of Hott, with three finalists emerging.
I believe one of the standards for earning a spot in our hallowed halls is longevity — a douche or a hott who stay with us. For the douche, like a skin rash or a meal with too much cheese. For the hott, like a warm sensation in the nethers, either an itch or a sunburn. Therefore I usually like to wait a few months before inducting a new member.
But these ladies have all proven dedicated fans. Who keep emailing the DB1 demanding satisfaction. And by satisfaction, they mean our collective pixel paw.
I put it to you, Greg. Which of these three should we allow entrance to our hallowed Hall of Hott?
Hipsterbag Harold’s Corrie
Corrie brings with her the wholesome unpolluted hottness of lilac scented body cremes and many “just friends” slamming their heads in car doors as she blithely traipses about campus in a miniskirt with a pokey bra.
Corrie is the hottie who will laugh at your jokes.
Play xBox.
Leave you the last tater tot even though she didn’t each lunch. And tater tots are tasty.
She is real world drinkability and collective knee fondle.
Freddie Von Gimp’s Brenda
An early favorite to make the Monthly, Brenda’s uberhottness was not enough to carry Freddie to the finish line in the face of Jed The Creepy Wankscrote.
Brenda is lovely and ethereal.
I desire to paw her collection of South American cooking books which she likes to use to make spicy dishes with the stainless steel kitchen set her uncle Frank bought her after she graduated from Penn.
Yeah, I have no idea what I’m writing.
But she is purity of gnaw.
Dr. Rosentongue’s Maureen
Maureen is a bit more challenging as the glasses hide the face.
But what we do know is greasy slide of greased up sliding into belly button goodness and the girls sing “do de do de do, do de do do, de do, de do, do de do do, de do, de do, do de do dooooo…”
Sax solo.
Mmmm.
Should all three go in?
Two?
One?
None?
Let me know your thoughts in the comments thread. And a new Hall of Hott member, or two, or three, may be virtually enshrined through collective fondle.
None. Cute, but not HoH worthy.
My votes must go to Brenda and Maureen. Maureen because she is nastiness with an angel’s underboob, complete with two Eastern European cherubic mimes who should be pushed through their own harps to make porch beef and stinky cheese slices to be passed around pool side.
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And Brenda because she’s the kind of girl you’d love to be stranded in a cabin with as the snow piles higher and higher and higher outside. You curl up by the fire around a checker board, and giggle like a little kids each time you say “King Me” and she raises her be-socked foot up beneath the table and gently nuzzles your what-not with her dainty toes. Later you pop corn over that same open fire and toss the puffy white treats from accoss into her welcoming cleavage where she laughs and tells you to stop, only to lean over and tease you again and again with your firm, golden treasures. You finish the perfect even with several rounds of surprisingly violent sex after which she curls up in your arms and tells you about how she was abused by a filthy uncle when she was a child and so has issues with controlling male figures, which doesn’t bother you at all because she can do what ever she wants as long as she keeps letting you play “PeeWee’s Splayhouse” with her nethers.
my initial reaction is none. If any, Corrie for her GND flavor (girl next door). But still, she could have a huge muffin top under there and we’d never know it….
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none
Corrie.
That is all.
None of them…there, I said it.
I think Buffalo Beast, who can be seen in the foreground of the Dr. Rosentongue photo rubbing his massive oiled hogleg, speaks for many of us in voting Maureen into HoH status.
Hell Brenda too. Because of what Scrotato wrote ^
Brenda’s Mom in the background is going to shit and fall back in it if her little Bee makes it into our eternal whack-shack, aka Hall o’ Hott.
Wait….who you callin’ a quorum?
Maureen.
Never have I hated “404” as when I clicked on Brenda.
Brenda, indeed.
But please for the love of God photoshop out Freddie von Gimp.
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And, you jabronis ^ that say “none” are maroons
btw, a bunch of your HoH links are broke DB1.
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also, I can’t seem to find Cynthia in the HoH – she is one of the best ever
Put Brenda in Maureen’s bikini and a new “Hall” would be in order: Hall of Über-Hott
@Douchie Howser M.D.
Put Brenda in Maureen’s bikini boob-to-boobwith Maureen and I would challenge Buffalo Beast to a nude spork and paddle fight to the death on the gay stretch of the Seine River in Paris just for the chance to collect the tattered and sweaty remnants of their swimwear in a snack-size Ziploc baggy which I would hide from Mrs. Scrotato Head under my pillow and secretly huff each night before crying myself to sleep.
I propose a measure that would ban HoH consideration if the candidate is wearing huge sunglasses blocking 80% of her face. The halls are too hallowed for butterfaces, and this rule would disqualify Maureen.
I don’t think Brenda is HoH worthy, and Corrie is really hot but something about her facial musculature is throwing me off.
meh… I too say none, as none of these set my loins afire with desire to punish myself. however Maureen may have quite the can beneath that oily table runner, enough to offset her armenian hook nose
I agree with creature – Meh… I started to stroll down HOH, but had to stop and touch myself for Sue Ellen and Scrotey Opie’s Vixen Librarian!
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Maybe you could build on to our Museum with a Niche of Nice girls to appease Vin and some others?
None. This is the Hall of Hott not the “Hall of Good Looking.”
Brenda’s well-oiled belly lends new delightfully nasty mental imagery to the term “Slip ‘n Slide.”
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None.
Corrie has a huge forehead and may be going bald. Her eyebrows are scary and she has Kirk Douglas’ chin.
Brenda has what appear to be large breasts, but it could just be a push up- the rest of her is just bland.
Maureen has nothing to offer that 1000’s of other have-fake boos in a bikini. She does not stand out she is not memorable- Who what I reviewing?
Corrie.
‘Cause she has the wholesome good looks that a filthy degenerate like me desires.
I could support Brenda if we had a couple of other pics for supporting evidence. She brings a sweet balance to the stain that is Freddie Von Gimp which is no small feat.
Hipsterbag Harold’s Corrie is the only one who looks like she is doing it for a laugh. The other two are infected with the H1Douche1 virus and need their shots. HoH worthy???? Not so sure but based on the possible sense of humor mixed with girl next door cuteness, Corrie is the only worthy candidate.
@ Jonezy 2:32
If you look up at the top of the page, whether this is by design or coincidence , to the left of the HCwDB Db1 has placed Cynthia in the header.
Cynthia is the hottest hott ever IMBO ( In My Boner’s Opinion)
Corrie
in my own life, i cannot be quite so demanding as the hall of hott, for me a pretty face or a pretty piss clam, either will suffice.
however the hall of hott must have a more comprehensive physical detail, i’m not saying it can’t be done in one picture, it just has to be the right picture.
so for integrity sake, when evaluating a hott, not for my own fwap, or otherwise amusement, i must imagine what could i see, that i can’t see that would make me go GAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
thus i need more evidence….
a man must have standards, maybe not personally, but, in general….that is what i am trying to say here.
None.
Not enough information. No body of work, too much information withheld in existing pictures.
Maybe Maureen…but probably none.
Brenda FTW
FFS, another mention of the Creepy Wankscrote…what’s going on??
Hall of Hott should revered for the beauty enshrined…not because a hott outshines a douchebag. That said, if there has to be one addition, I don’t think you can ignore Brenda. She is more beautiful than Jed the Creepy Wankscrote is ugly.
If there has to be a second, then Maureen…on the strength of her cleavage alone.
@ You folks that need more photos
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How many photos did we need for Sue Ellen? Have you forgotten that April wasn’t even with a douchebag but fronted a “Where’s Waldouche?”
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Need I mention Surfer Kelly? Just typing those letters made the rash on my taint burn a little….
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I don’t want to pontificate but have a little imagination. Corrie’s more of a next door type and Maureen is an oily Bleeth stage-3.
But just look at creamy, delicious, candy coated Brenda. BTW she’s the one leaning away, stuck in the frame for all eternity with Freddie . She’s not the PTA mom in the background.
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If you can’t imagine putting yer cockk somewhere in her person, well I think you should turn in your gravitar and hook up with thedirty.com
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Your Pal,
Vin
P.S. Fuck Fish Slap
P.S.S. Click on my link and buy some of my tunes already will ya?
Fuck Fish Slap Forever
Maureen’s tanned, oily skin and lithe body is tempting, but it takes more than a vamped up Jezebel wearing the tinted windshield of an ’86 Fiero to draw my ballot.
My vote is for Brenda. Always for Brenda. I would rent the finest chalet in Gatlinburg, Tennessee for 2 nights for Brenda.
Brenda FTW.
Corrie may very well look like a down-ass chick who’d let you pick the movie on movie night, but that film could be projected on her forehead. Seriously, you could rent her out as a drive-in movie screen.
Brenda has the best smile of the bunch, but her tit job was obviously done by a plastic surgeon who moonlights as a balloon sculpturist clown. She is the type who’s figure will expand out of control once her douchetot Christian boyfriend talks her into keeping it after he knocks her up.
When I saw Maureen upon her first appearance on the site, she made me consider whether there were foods disgusting enough to keep me from wanting to eat them out of her well-lubed pants-keeperupper. But the HoH is not to be trifled with, and I must err on the side of caution and say that her glasses disqualify her.
NONE is my vote. Count it… or don’t count it… I quit.
Brenda and Maureen. Fuck Fish Slap and how must longer must the extra voice in my head hear the calls of Jed the Wank Sprocket and his lovely underageling.
I still weep and have naughty pants for her..
Brenda
Brenda. Abso-freaking-lutely Brenda. How can you not love that smile? And her sweater ferrets are fantastic. I would sell my wife to a group of meth adled Hells Angels for the chance to walk twenty paces behind her and sniff the air in her wake.
I grew up on a small farm in the midwest. We had few luxuries, but mom always made do with the little extra money she could scrape together by selling eggs and turning tricks at the truckstop.
I’ll never forget the little window over the kitchen sink.
The screen was broken and the caulk was falling off the small unpainted panes, but mom was proud of the nice lacy drapes which she hung over that window.
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And now, I’d swear that bitch Maureen is wearing them as a bathing suit bottom.
I say Maureen. The others are pretty but we can’t see their bodies. With Maureen’s body, she could be Rocky Dennis under those glasses and I still would.
Her.
What’s with the Girl Next Door look – do you guys secretly want to fuck your sister?
Maureen of the Smokin’ Body. The other two are going straight to Soccer Mom-hood.
Corrie – the other two are too Bleethed out for HOH consideration…
She looks like a slidy rider. Fuccck my wife saw that.
NONE – they are all with Douchebags, does anymore need to be said?
@ Just sayin’
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My sister didn’t live next door.
However, my retarded cousin lived just one block away, and that was quite convenient.
THANK YOU DB1!
I VOTE 4 MAUREEN IN STALKER CAPS BECAUSE SHE IS THAT DAMN HOT!!!!
maureen reminds me of the hottest “once” innocent girl i used to date, hehe! i just so wish you got an ace second pic of her without the glasses to post when this piece of ultimate hottness sweeps the vote
Am i blinded by ignorant love or am i wrong to think Maureens perfect oiled boobies are real?
Wow. Tough vote. It’s like choosing between Ho-Ho’s and Ding Dongs. I don’t know where to go with this one. I guess I will go with Corrie for the HoH. Those perfect teeth that I would personally lick the plaque off of every day…. Wow. And the dimples, super adorable. The douchy hand sign she’s doing is unfortunate, but completely overcome by the dark-eyed stare that would hold my gaze like Atlas holding the earth.
Douche boy in the photo is so scrotefull that I can hardly look away. Like a train wreck or a Bette Midler concert. It’s horrifying but you can’t keep from looking. Corrie is so hot that she actually pulls attention from Uber-jackass.
Corrie for the HoH.
brenda’s boobs and smile (but mostly her boobs) are amazing. unfortunately, we have no proof of further hott-bodyness. corrie is plain, and maureen just looks like a tramp. if any, i’d say brenda… but i don’t feel like any of these girls should make it to the hall.
Brenda. Maureen comes close, but I have to see her face before I’d consider her HoH-worthy. So, just Brenda.
Short, sweet, to the point: Brenda: Drool… I vote in.
The rest: Out.
My vote is for Maureen and her oiled up funbags
The only thing ruined? Behind her, that jizz rag
I would sup on her bosoms, on her thighs I would munch
While choadface behind her, I’d severely cock punch
#2 is really damn hot. The others are ok, but nothing special.
She looks like Erika Christensen minus Scientology and 20 pounds.
Corrie voted: http://tiny.cc/ggkbg
Corrie. Because when I come home on Christmas Eve after losing all of my Building & Loan’s cash, she will be smiling with a tray of Cornish game hens and wearing pearls.
I don’t think that any of them are HoH worthy, however Brenda gets my vote, because she would offer fun that even Santa couldn’t provide.
Even if Corrie is a future soccer mom, what the fuck is wrong with that? I’d drive her in a minivan to Bed Bath and Beyond where we would pick out linens and candles n shit. After she puts the kids to bed, she probably transforms into a horny milf who wants to watch porn, let you snort blow off her ass, and would suck you dry before vaginal insertion. Unbleethed future soccer moms ftw.
Hall of Hott-worthiness is, to me, simply having the unexplainable “it” that would make me give up all my evil habits.
Brenda has “it,” and, as an added bonus, she also has “them!”
Brenda. The smile and the chesticles cannot be ignored.
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However, she could have horns, a tail, smell of catbox and require a muzzle but after reading Mr. Scrotato Head’s treatise above (twice) I would still vote the image of her now planted in my head for Hall of Hott.
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Now excuse me as I try to book a remote cabin during the next blizzard.
My vote would be for Brenda but said vote, as well as my hopeful outlook on life, has been forever dashed by the presence of Douche Master Freddie.
Brenda. That is all…
Maureen. As sideboob becomes the new cleavage, underboob will become the new sideboob. Maureen is a trend setter show casing the underboob before it becomes fashionable to do so. And that slippery, slippery body. Id drink her bathwater with a smile. Lets take a look at the competition shall we? Hipster Harold? More like Luke Perry gives up the kissey lips. And lets not talk about that creepy guy over douche perry’s left shoulder. Brenda? Hmm tough choice, buy all I can see is cleavage and we have already discussed the cleavage/sideboob/underboob conundrum. Below that black dress she may moo like a stuffed pig. Black is known to be very slimming though. Besides, did Brenda go to the club with her mom? No, the only acceptable answer is Maureen. She is in her bikini showing the aformentioned underboob. You can bask in all her shiney glory as she puts the whole package on display. yes, my vote goes to Maureen.
Of the three, Brenda is the cutest and appears to have the nicest boobies. Closer inspection may be required, however, for us (meaning, me) to offer final approval.
@massengill
“HER” would be in, but she is wearing too many clothes to really tell. For god sakes, she has hid her keys on her somewhere in that outfit and I can’t see them.
They’re all lovely, but none of them are lovely enough that I need them in readily accessible index format. I say none.
Alas, none of these hotts, while all undoubtedly gnawable (especially Brenda), inspire me to spend 5 years training an inbred ostentation of peafowl to line dance for the chance to maybe one day join an eastern European circus that has plans to one-day make it big in Hungary where, hopefully, hott will one day visit after her painful break-up with Craig over those totally gross iPhone pics with that Vietnamese lady-boy. Which is what I want from my HoH Hotts.
This quorum gave me an excuse to look at the hotties in the hall of hott in order to reach a fair decision whether corrine, brenda or maureen deserve a spot in the coveted hall. I must say, corrine and brenda look too regular compared to the hall-caliber hotts and as delicisious as maureen looks in those sunglasses and suntan lotion, we still need more proof. So I say none.
Brenda’s ample cleavage inspires me to croon gentle songs of silken splendor; dew-kissed saxifrange blossoms on a brisk April morn’; and the fragrant scents of tamarind, fenugreek, and rose water wafting through the dusty bustlings of the evening Buhbaneswar central market. I would murder baby ducklings by the tenfold with a lemon zester in the presence of 10,000 PETA members on PCP for the chance to awkwardly perform cunilingus on the menstruating rhinoceros Brenda saw a picture of in her 7th grade biology textbook.
i vote for Corrie. because Brenda isn’t interested in blowjobs and Maureen is cheating by covering up a quarter of her face.
Brenda.
a href=http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f498234%5fAHKniGIAAFa1S8%2bKoQTCZnbSIAA&pid=2.2&fid=Inbox&inline=1>This one’s nice if she didn’t have a cockk.
None of these. What a travesty!
I’d write in Belly Dancer Jessica, or some Asian hott in a tight red dress that seems to be lost and isn’t in the archives anymore and I can’t remember her name and I’m so sad about that.
I’m going to be a stickler and vote “No” on all three.
Maureen is nowhere near HOF material, no suckle thigh urges from that photo.
And I’m giving a thumbs down on the other two because there’s no full-body picture. For as great as their faces are, there’s no way of knowing what’s down below. I know from personal experiences that a great face can be the gateway to an enormous ass and cellulite, both of which are non-HOF features.
I agree with the “none of the above” crowd. We have seen many, many more hotter (that was terrible grammar) hotts posted here than those three. In fact, I don’t even remember any of them, which goes to show they didn’t stick in my mind the first time so aren’t worth re-visiting. But if pressed, Brenda is obviously the only choice.
Corrie is super, super cute. I mean, like, I’ve already got a huge crush on her. I’m not sure if this qualifies her for HoH, but she at least deserves a low-numbered seed in the GND douchies this year. (Or at least throw her into my bed alongside Francine.)
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Maureen? Meeehhhhh..? I dunno boss, we can’t see much of her face, and I think there’s a lot more hiding under the big white hip-wrap. I’m gonna say “pass.”
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Brenda? Beautiful, for sure. But wearing all black in a dark picture? We know not what may lurk beneath…
i’m partial to Corrie
Consensus seems to be that there is (a) not enough pictorial evidence to make a decision or (b) not hot enough for HoH. I agree with the majority. Table this one DB1 and move on to new hotties…
It has to be Brenda or no one. Although, there have been some very compelling points that her body of work is thin, and therefore her ass may be fat. Either way, I would make her beg me to spank her some more before I….
This the Hall of Hott- Just because you have three to vote on does not mean any one is worthy. If you put three turnds on a plate you do not need to vote any one to be delicious as they are all still turds. Voting anyone of these turds in disrespects those all ready inducted. Thus, I volunteer to gently hold Cynthia as she weeps upon the induction of Corrie into the hall. As Cytnhia begins to sob, I will slip my hand closer to her heaving chest for the chacne of boob graze.
I think it’s just awful that you all judge women as if they are no more than objects.
These girls have hopes and dreams just like you. And, more importantly THEY HAVE FEELINGS!!!
Wow. Just wow!
None. It’s called the Hall of HOT.
I say none.
Fuck Fish Slap.
Personally, I think it is too early to start nominating.
Brenda is the best of the three, but “one picture” should not be enough to make it into the HoH.
Of these three, Brenda is the only one I’m absolutely positive should be enshrined in the hallowed HOH. And by should be enshrined, I mean boobies that spout Crème fraiche with a hint of nutmeg.
None.
On second thought guys–oh, sorry, gals too–I encourage you all to look through the existing HoH. (Which is hardly a painful task in it’s own right!) There’s several girls already in there with as little or lesser evidence of hotness than any of these three (ie. Clay Wankin’s hott, the Tasty Syrup cutie, etc. Are they cute? Hell yeah, but I’m just sayin’.). Now I’m not sayin’ we should set the bar low but I think that, given that existing precedent, Corrie could waltz right on in there.
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Maybe we need some better criteria for entry? I dunno. Or maybe we just need DB1 to initiate a thread like this once in a while just so they pass muster before being entered into the Hall.
Brenda.
Brenda is hot, but i need to say more.
The other two are Meh at best. HCwDB has a very high standard. Entrance to the halls is not something to be taken lightly, nor is it to be given away.
that was supposed to say “see more”..of Brenda…I suck…
I agree wholeheartedly with the “Meh”s.
Let’s not turn the HoH into Baseball’s HoF. The worst looking girl already enshrined does NOT set the bar for future entrants. You don’t want Bill Mazeroski in this. Believe me.
When presented with these three I would choose Maureen, since I lust for her softly oiled kneecaps, but at the same time I can’t help but thinking this selection is akin to choosing the most attractive stewardess on a plane. Are they really that hott, or are they just hott because they’re here? I would say that none of the 3 of these ladies, attractive as they may be, are quite HoH caliber.
I vote for Maurenne, she makes me want to do the Cha Cha
Brenda, for she has the most gorgeous face, smile, boobs. All the rest is fantasy. Hot fantasy. Besides, her douchebag is ultra douche and makes her look even more gorgeous.
Maureen has one terrific hot bod. She’d be a great artists’s model with such tapering limbs. It goes without syaing what else she’d be great at. There is more to gnawing than suckle thigh…like maybe waist and belly.
NONE. Two cutes and a scank do not equal Hott
…and two of them are head shots. HOH requires full body evaluation.
Brenda, only if Freddie and Brenda’s mom can be photoshopped out before induction.
None. And that makes me a Maroon, thanks Vin 😉
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Either way, HOH is sacred. It is precious. It is not something to be taken lightly or without serious scrutiny. It is better to never induct new members, and keep only the best, than to loosen the requirements only to freshen the supply. All of these girls are gorgeous. But there is a difference between “hot” and “A Hott”. If you ask the right guy, he could call almost any girl “hot”. And, frankly, if I were a guy, I would titfuck Brenda with clarified butter until I died of dehydration. However, she is no Purg Hottie. Righteous as they are, but simply not HOH material. No further evidence needed, when you are HOH-Hott, one pic is all you need.
Yes on Corrie. No on other two.
Corrie and only corrie
Brenda and Maureen, yes.
Corrie, no.
Brenda. Over and over again.
I thought Art School Tina was in the Hall of Hott. Apparently not, but I’d place her ahead of these three, no contest.
They should all go in…to my bedroom.
In reality, Corrie would totally have my number, but in the HCwDB universe, I’m not sure any of them deserve to be in the Hall. Brenda’s talented, and Corrie’s a total BFF hott, but I’m not sure any of them have earned it yet, baby.
I retract my vote and write in Medusa instead…
did anyone see that jackass episode where one of the guys is running around with electric clippers and shaving landing strips into the heads of unsuspecting victims? did this happen to dr. rosentongue?
None. Cute, yes, but not hot.
BRENDA! Smile is pure gold and TaTas are pure….GINORMOUS
None, until you put Rachelle and Clarissa in there. I think winning the yearly qualifies. Brenda has the goods, though. The others, not so much.
None. Corrie is the best of the lot but none of them are Hall worthy
@ Fatness-
Haha, thank you, my dear. But it would only fly if the second H in HOH stood for “Humorous”. Or “Harpie”. Or Harbinger of Sorrow”.
Corrie is cute but HOH? I don’t think so. Brenda could be amazing under all that clothing but who knows? The only ? with Maureen is whether or not she has a lazy. I doubt it so I’m going with Maureen.
^lazy eye
Back when Brenda and Freddy first showed up, I was blown away, completely willing to coat myself in tacks and take a lemon juice jacuzzi just on the off chance that that would impress Brenda enough to persuade her to let me pay her Visa bill. But upon revisiting her, she’s just not quite yet Hall of Hott materiel. The Hourglass is that hot. April is that hot. Heck, even the french girl with the douchebag with the bedazzled jeans whose name I forget is that hot. I can’t say Brenda plays in their league yet. We need a greater body of work to be sure. So, nope. As to Corrie and Maureen, not even close.
Only Hipsterbag Harold’s Corrie is worthy of enshrinement in the hall. We can’t just let anyone in or too soon it will be over-run with mediocrity.
Please, for the love of all things good and hole-y, bring back Claudina Ass Pear.
Brenda!
Two words:
Bren Da
…Should have thought that through a bit more.