Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Freddie Von Gimp
Sure, by day Freddie sells washer/dryer repair parts, wholesale, at various swap meets across the greater Atlanta tri-region area.
But by night, Freddie Von Gimp knows that, to dazzle Brenda, all he needs is:
1. Guyliner
2. Hair gel
3. The dried penis of a tiger shark for potency, should Brenda desire humpty hump at 2:17 am.
Lucky for the future of society, culture and the arts and sciences, Brenda will not desire humpty hump at 2:17am.
