Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Freddie Von Gimp

Sure, by day Freddie sells washer/dryer repair parts, wholesale, at various swap meets across the greater Atlanta tri-region area.

But by night, Freddie Von Gimp knows that, to dazzle Brenda, all he needs is:

1. Guyliner

2. Hair gel

3. The dried penis of a tiger shark for potency, should Brenda desire humpty hump at 2:17 am.

Lucky for the future of society, culture and the arts and sciences, Brenda will not desire humpty hump at 2:17am.

# posted by douchebag1

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