Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Militia Max and Carly
Militia Max demonstrates his military readiness and understanding of the horrors of war the only way he knows how.
With a $425 dollar designer t-shirt.
And a gadget watch he saw once in an old episode of “I Spy.” Because that’s how Militia Max rolls.
Carly thinks Max’s beefy arms are “rad!” and “cute!” She just wishes she hadn’t rolled over that dead sparrow in the VIP room.
That’s “Kitchenbag’s” poofy-bellied cutie.
Hell, is this even Kitchenbag as well, perhaps after a better night of sleep?
They don’t quite look like the originals, but the Jersey Shore exhibit at the Hoboken Wax Museum is a huge attraction…
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And remember folks , you can’t spell Hoboken without “HOBO” !
I would eat that dead sparrow off her dress while she was wearing it.
Don’t judge me.
Jed made me convulse again. Mrs. Kroeger is letting me combine my meds with Tequila today. She doesn’t want the kids seeing me in this state after school. I have to steady my nerves before I throw my fucking laptop at someone who’s dog is shitting on my lawn, even if they clean it up.. And Stackhouse wouldn’t last 10 seconds with me if he exists. I fights dirty with a wrist wired hammer tacker. The big fucks go down like Stacks of potatoes. Like 99% percent of unarmed cops and bouncers, just swole and slow.
I better get back to work. No more Jed please!
Ahhh…back to the basics. A semi-bleethed cutie and a straight-ahead, no BS, full blown douchebag.
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Nice glasses, tool.
Dammit, Wheez! You crazy savant! I was about to chime in that we’ve seen her before.. in a kitchen.. questionably pregnant. (And then I was gonna ask you to hunt her down and hotlink her, of course.) Jesus, you’re faster than a fifteen-year-old-boy playing “don’t eat the cookie.”
And I would eat he neatly shaved sparrow as well after dining on balleen’s avatar and rolling rock.
that belt used to fit snuggly over her belly before she got her butt peed in.
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now it must rest atop
Her head is so empty that all she knows is that on occasion she sees herself in shiny things. Like this stupid dudes forehead. And she has a spastic colon which is as yet undiagnosed. By undiagnosed I mean I would check her with my anal probe.
If he is active in the military I wish him the best from Canada
It’s too bad that she replaced her original face with a plastic injection-molded mask, buffed to a high sheen with turtle wax.
It’s too bad the bullets on his t-shirt aren’t turned 90 degrees and embedded in his chest.
Meanwhile, in the background, Buffalo Beast and a fellow patron telepathically sparred on the moral properties of euthanasia.
Uh, Carly? You’ve got something that looks like vomit staining your dress.
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Oh wait, sorry. That’s your self esteem.
I would floss with Rosie O’Donnells G-string just for the chance to rub a picture of my 13 year old self up against Carly’s sexy poofy-belly.
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After I disposed of the carcass on her hip.
First off who wears a 400+$ tee?!
Second, don’t make fun of Militia Max! He just got off a tour from the Avatar Planet, surviving the onslaught of tall blue primitives thro pure grit…and by pure grit i mean pure doucheosity!
HA! Doucheosity!
@Crucial Head is secretly the lead singer of Die Antwoord.
Love the pooch belly on a hott.
Those guido sunglasses just scream “I’m classy, and definitely don’t have chlamydia.”
Ahh yes.. just keep them pictures of hotts with big foreheads a-comin’, boss!
@Barack,
I am indeed a Master Shinobi. My ninja name is Poon-Tang Ichi Lips. And I fart like a butterfly and make you sting when you pee.
I am sure this chick has been on her before, maybe even with the same dude. They were in a shitty apartment and the commentary was rife with speculation about pregnancy due to her “pooch.”
A belt of ammo across my Hanes Beefy T will make the skanks swoon, MAAAAAA where is the Sharpie
Fantastic use of testosterone and growth hormone injections. Also, I think the watch is a more recent vintage as it looks like it’s from Ben 10, the kid cartoon.
http://images.bidorbuy.co.za/user_images/807/38741XX3Pi8gjL.jpg
That’s a tire track where he ran himself over on the way to the Club.
Why is she wearing a fleshtone Guy Fawkes mask with the ‘stache rubbed off?
The. Bullets. Are. Fuccen. Sparkly. I’ll bet he has fuccen Twilight posters all over his room at home.
That’s supposed to be a bandolier? I though it was an inaccurate representation of piano keys.
*Looks at big-ass watch*
In a moment…it will be…the future.
Militia Max and Flex Luthor share tastes in inadvisable (and no less douchie) combat gear.
hey i thought designer t-shirts only go up to $300.
now my faith in humanity has reached a new low.
I’m way late to the party of we saw this deformed couple before.
Dammit, Massengill, I too thought of piano keys upon spying this shirt… just the black ones.
Or 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
How does this blown up Guido wipe his ass? “Me arms are big!” Short skirt Guido lover looks delicious to me.
That is FOR SURE the same chica but thats not Kitchen Bag, must be playin who’s the daddy? I want to enter! Literally.
He must’ve done this to get that pattern on his shirt.
NSFW link!!
haha isnt that snooki’s boyfriend??
Its is snooki boyfriend or exboyfriend with that ultra trendy g shock watch