No More Friday Haiku
Haiku Guy from the most recent Friday Haiku writes in with a correctly worded and impressively well written (compared to the usual stuff) takedown request, and so I respek:
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Mr. Louis,
Please remove my photo and my name from this page immediately:
I’d also like to know who “Lo” is, in that this person felt the need to post my full legal name on your site (not sure why having a uniquely spelled name makes me a douche either? In fact I’ve never received anything but compliments. I guess my parents were more creative than “Lo’s” were). If they are someone I know, I’ll be quick to distance myself from them.
Clearly this mole had no respect for me when they decided to make it personal by associating my name to that picture. But your whole posting system is based upon being a coward it seems since anyone can post without joining and providing traceable information such as real name or email address… nice.
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No moles allowed to participate in the Mock. For they will rue the day.
All I remember is the girl never exhaled since the gyroscope was put in her monkey hole. At least he addressed you as mister.
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Tie Fighters
A mole eh?
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I’m just hopping that bell bottom boot is wide enough at the base that it doubles as a niqab
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smokin bod tho
Young Cindy Nipple Pokies
Moley,moley,moley !
Sheesh! Haiku has never been my strength, but when I finally fluke a uniquely goodish one some idiot goes and distances my words from the associated personal photo.
Slightly off-topic, but I just wanted to say that one of the things I really enjoy about this site is that anyone can post without joining and providing traceable information such as real name or email address.
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What if the entire Internet were like that?
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Wow. Just wow.
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Grousers.
Oh, and I can see your IP addresses, fuckers, so don’t get cute…
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Does this work?
South Park Mole
Old, white spikey hair
Knew he stuck out, should not have
Posed with prettiers
So wait, his name really was Billy Midol?
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Not that I care. Abs of titanium hottie is all I remember from that pic.
Better yet, that makes Darksock’s real name “Lo”?
Mole Rat don’t care.
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I reckon this Lo idiot is one of Dreuche’s spurned suitors. Geez, Dreuche, you’re knockin’ ’em back by the dozen!
Mole Rat don’t care
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http://www.youtube.com/watch=eOPfdlsVD_Q
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Son
Mole Rat can fuck off.
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You should hear me play piano.
You know what I like best about making fun of people? Nobody ever takes it the wrong way. And Sock is right, I don’t comment anyplace else because I enjoy the lack of formality here. I figure if I get really outta hand I will get censored. Such is life.
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@tall guy, my spurned lovers never seem to contact me again. Can’t be one of them.
All right, you got us.
My real name is MedusaAnn Oblongata-Succubus.
Jeez.
My real name is Wedgie Skidmarks VonButtCrack. I live under the Crystal Pier in Pacific Beach, which is located in San Diego, CA. My phone number is (619) 233-7359. I am not “Lo”, but feel free to call or come and pay me a visit.
Fair Warning: if you come for a visit, wear the good Kevlar.
Oh, yeah, one other thing: your haircut is fuccen lame and you look like a complete tool.
Now, go get me some guacamole.
Can you please also display the next photo in the sequence. Because, you know, what Confucius said last time.
So I’m the only one who has been posting under his real name the whole time???? Why the fucck didn’t someone tell me I should post under an alias?
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Assholes
IPeed in an address once.
Your name alone doesn’t make you a douche, Douche. Your hair, your clothes, your smirk, your attitude all combine to make you the whole douche package! The “Uber-Douche”!
Truly a douche lesser douches can aspire to be!
13 pheasant trail, lake in the hills, Illinois.
Be sure and bring those disposable ice packs you used to give the footballers on the team you managed!
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
“I’d also like to know who ‘Lo’ is.”
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Your mom, bro.
anyone else ever have a jumpoff with a chewbacca pussy and a carefully waxed ass?
it really makes you think.
You’re still a douche bag either way,the v-neck shirt and because you point at things you most likely don’t have.
I forgot to give props to DB1 for posting that clip from Real Genius, one of my all-time favorites. That movie is so fuccen old, Val Kilmer still had hair and a waistline.
Where it the “tool that grabs” pic? narf narf narf squishy narf
I guess Lo the Mole will just have to hammer later.
Is the mysterious Lo in fact Lo Pan? Is he going to sacrifice Gracie Law to appease his emperor and live out his earthly pleasures with Miao Lin??