Friday Haiku
PIC DELETEDTodd and Linda love
casino tribute acts like
Billy Midol here.
Harpo lost his harp
Now he plays Kim’s washboard abs
Steve’s making duck soup
– saulgoode42
Billy Midol at The Sands
with Count Plate Facey
and Quincy Ab-Bones
– tall guy
Spikey haired ass clown
Douche not a douche for tall Todd?
Great abs need suckle
– Scrotewank Jones and the furry furry Douchetrots
Actor playing Doug
cops feel — but not on Linda!
Todd needs an adult.
– Morbo
Poor Draco Malfoy
Now making appearances
At lame fitness shows.
– DoucheyWallnuts
What’s her Secret? Well
Instead of deoderant
she uses douches.
– Nancy Dreuche
Tatum O’ still tight
Billy Corgan grows out hair
Dick Clark close to death
– Vin Douchal
That ageing douchebag
Thinks he can postpone his fate.
Hairclub for Men: Why?
– Jeff Reed Towel Dispenser
She hasn’t exhaled
Since the gyroscope was put
In her monkey hole.
– The Reverend Meme Kroeger
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Writing on shirt says
In case of emergency
Break face, nuke from space.
Them there’s some tight abs!
Something I’d like to lay on.
Too early to fwap?
It must put lotion
On it’s abs. Is that his nose
Or is he eating…..
In the background, the
Spigot topped Bacardi laughs
At his coconut.
Linda works the abs
So she forgets for a time
She’s a douche-nozzle
His list of lovers
On shirt all male of course make
Her ger abtitude.
She hasn’t exhaled
Since the gyroscope was put
In her monkey hole.
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Nepos made me do it
Harpo lost his harp
Now he plays Kim’s washboard abs
Steve’s making duck soup
Sweet young Gloria
Esteban paid a steep price
For fame and fortune.
Harpo, Abo, and
Gayo Marx plan new skit.” Night
At The Enema, “
Harpo, Abo and
Gayo Marx plan new skit. ” Day
At The Feces.” Son.
That Guy Fieri
Sure has gone downhill since he
Ate cocks and gonads.
Snow Day. Early start
To drunkeness eases pain.
Ab girl stretches peen.
Todd and Linda have
trained their Proboscis monkey
to act like a douche.
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Poor monkey.
Stripe shirt female can
Jack you off without hands. Her
Stomach is love pouch.
Aerobics are out
Since Perfect pooed on the screen
Douchersize is in
fwap fwap nyuk nyuk nyuk
Stooge Larry’s Grandson hovers
Crossfit abs hott shrinks
Time machine brings back
a young Karl Malden. Hair
got teased in wormhole.
Her eyes scream for help
while she’s trapped between
square head and Slingblade.
car insurance clerk,
back up qb, offer her
discount double check.
porcupine head says,
“oi! it’s shite being Scootish!
fookin’ cigarooooot!”
Billy Midol at The Sands
with Count Plate Facey
and Quincy Ab-Bones
Spikey haired ass clown
Douche not a douche for tall Todd?
Great abs need suckle
Hey Little Blister who have you done?
Hey Little Blister hand me the shot gun
And there’s nothing pure in this douche
Abs
abs
Abs
Linda is perfect
Envious of Jeff Reed’s hair
Get away from her
Dear God kill yourself
Because Linda must be free
From Jeff Reed’s lil’ bro.
Ooh! By that I mean
I’d like to ejaculate
on Linda’s torso.
Expression tells us
Eyes of serial killer
Keep your cats indoors
Two of these people
Seem normal, actually
And twatrag douchebag
Yuck it up now, Todd
And flaunt those tight abs, girlfriend
Stench will not rinse off
Actor playing Doug
cops feel — but not on Linda!
Todd needs an adult
My Pee-Pee goes limp
When I see pictures like this
Douche/Bleeth Boner Kill
BTW, very impressed with Tall Guy’s Count Basie/Quincy Jones at the Sands reference.
Poor Draco Malfoy
Now making appearances
At lame fitness shows
Linda’s chiseled abs,
Todd’s smile make Bill tingly.
Did I hear three-way?
Check out that gal’s pooch
My stomach does the same thing
Pooping King Taco
That ageing douchebag
Thinks he can postpone his fate.
Hairclub for Men: Why?
Tatum O’ still tight
Billy Corgan grows out hair
Dick Clarke close to death
What’s her Secret? Well
Instead of deoderant
she uses douches.
‘Sock is slow today;
Damn you Xanax/Ambien
And Rye Whiskey too…
.
You know you fucked up
When your co-workers ask you
“Hey you alright, dude?”
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My laptop needs an
Ambien-sensing kill switch;
Prevent crazed e-mails….
Posting these haikus
Occurs too early for us
As do her sweat stains
Good idea. Spike your hair to take the attention away from your big nose and ears.
Bleached David Brenner
parties with the Greek rush chairs
from Montana State.
Black Boondock Saints shirt,
McManus brother reject,
D-listed for life.