Thursday, August 22, 2013
DeathTongue Gives free STD checks…
…Whilst in the background Buttocks L’Orange haggles with Annie Rexic for sac time.
We still have a war to fight.
Son.
I declare this picture and the subjects therein to be subjected to…
THREE WORD THURSDAY.
Have at in the comments section.
Tongue Tied ‘Baghags
Tastes Like Shit
Eat More Azz
Anal Tongue Darts
Yummy Copper Penny
Wipe Next Time
Throwback Orange Shorts
Skid Mark Remover
This Pear’s Ripe
Don’t Point, Cunt
Gene Simmons Weeps
Improper Analingus Technique
Do Some Curls
Remove Zubaz Pants
Your Turn Now
Sphincter tongue punch
Tongueherps patient zero
Douchebag beard ride
This party sucks
Pull my finger
Tasted other dude
Upper lip shart
Smells like Limburger
The Human Centipud
Orange shorts greasebag
Oh Fucken Eh.
Turdcutter tongue tease
She ate Del-Taco
Chinatown Tourbus Accident
Pattern is Full
Retro Umbro Shorts
Eat Pray Love
Mohammad munches meatcurtains
Allah doesn’t approve
Doodi P Slurper
A Pipe Farter
Underhole Suckle Squad
Jamaican ScratchHole Posse
The Rectal Lamprey
^ new band name?
Fried Green DIngleberries
Literal Butthole Surfer
Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
In case youse didn’t see, I updated yesterday’s “Mulletosis” post to include another notice reiterating the No Gratuitous Pear policy in effect this week, with several examples of what “Gratuitous” entails.
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Entails, I says.
^ Cue “The More You Know” star-wipe.
Monkey Hole Cleaner
Gyroscope Insertion Technician
Pro-Rectal Thermometry
Augh! Stupid Superglue.
Acute oral candidiasis.
The Poosual Suspects
Bad carwashing technique.
This movie sucks
Lick n’ sniff
Enhanced lickdown check
Lick, luck, uck!
Lick, lack, uck!
“Page Not Found”
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And the world is saved from another Jacques link…..but, of course, Wheezer the Curious shall no doubt click on the next one…..
The Village Poohole
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You get to decide which one.