Friday Haiku
Her Sweet Emulsion;
Back-door boogie, wang on fire…
The Rabbit done died
Post-Apocalypse
‘Fright Rabbit’ wants to put his
Phallus in Alice
— saulgoode42
Oktoberfest not
fun when g scope inserted
in furry rabbit.
— Dickie Fingers
This here has to be
What Porch Beef is made out of
Well, rancid Porch Beef.
— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
His Rabbitosis
Can’t match her Halitosis
Or Twatitosis
— DoucheyWallnuts
Watership Down was
never the same after Rev
Chad’s gardening trip.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Who Framed the Rabbit?
Alice in Blunderland is
The prime candidate.
— The Dude
PCP laced Trix
cereal. A good part of
a complete breakfast
— Magnum Douche P. I.
In the race of life
rhinestone sternum turtles beat
rabbit for the win
— Charles Douchewin
Down the rabbit hole
takes on new meaning with them
German porn is weird
— Magnum Douche P. I.
Now following the
Rabbit down the hole really
Means sloppy seconds
— Jacques Doucheteau
It puts the chick in
The basket or it gets the
Hose. The Hassen hose.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Post-Apocalypse
‘Fright Rabbit’ wants to put his
Phallus in Alice
Roger Rabid shows
It ain’t right to take your look
From crackerjacks box
Oktoberfest not
fun when g scope inserted
in furry rabbit.
This here has to be
What Porch Beef is made out of
Well, rancid Porch Beef.
Trisha, you do not
Want to touch the Mushroom Tip
Of Donny Dicko
His Rabbitosis
Can’t match her Halitosis
Or Twatitosis
Ben Kingsley dons mask
Gyrates with Inflate-a-Tramp
Sexy Beast Casting
Watership Down was
never the same after Rev
Chad’s gardening trip.
Silly Rabbit! Club
bleeths only perform tricks
for slimy douches.
Jessica thinks of
new last names for herself while
praying he eats ‘shroom.
The Playboy empire
must be in bad shape if this
passes for party.
Where is Elmer Fudd
and his trusty blunderbuss
when he is needed?
Everyone must be
asleep or hung over to
miss this disaster.
Frank the Rabbit was
never the same after ‘shroom
pulled from monkeyhole.
Who Framed the Rabbit?
Alice in Blunderland is
The prime candidate.
I can remember
Peeing in one of those once
Not sure which one, though
This photo gives
a whole new meaning to the
term ‘Chubby Bunny’.
The Performance Arts
Keeping unemployed theater
majors off the streets
PCP laced Trix
cereal. A good part of
a complete breakfast
Rabbit with gas mask
protects him from own his foul stench,
but rest still nauseous
We’ve all said rabbit?
Ears, costume more resemble
a giant jackass
In the race of life
rhinestone sternum turtles beat
rabbit for the win
Down the rabbit hole
takes on new meaning with them
German porn is weird
Now following the
Rabbit down the hole really
Means sloppy seconds
An Acid Flashback
After watching “Harvey” and
Drinking the Brown Punch
How can we beat ‘Sock’s?
Were that a horse he posted,
he’d still be fappin’.
Lita Ford’s duet
Instead of Ozzy Osbourne
Sings with a rabbit
We’re in Chunderland;
Alice avoids Bad Tatter,
Phallus comes for shrooms.
Obscure reference:
Scrotes-with-Cutie Quozl is
really Choad Collins.
(Boy, you ^had to be there…..)
It drinks the bottle
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
It puts the chick in
The basket or it gets the
Hose. The Hassen hose.
Bavarian ARThAUS
Prefers Hassenpheffer to
Das Hasslehoffer
Toouch my bunny
Toouch my dirty German brown
Scat showered bunny.
Silly rabbit Trix
Are for kids fooled by hott chicks
And for douchebags, too
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Defects