Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Joey Uvula Shows Ashley His BlingTatt
When bling + tatt becomes blingtatt, then and only then, The Golem will rise.
And by Golem, I mean Joey Uvula’s happy pants.
And by rise, I mean shift disquietly in his gym shorts from left to right.
Is he a former high school wrestlerbag? That would explain his onesie.
Dudes got some bad stitches. Young Frankenpeen.
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For the life of me I cannot figure out what’s in the background….
Is that a canopy bed or some kind of hellish puppet show stage?
My Dick is so big it’s finally responding to yesterday’s comments
I’m also wondering what lithe young Ashley might be saying…
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Ashley sez; “See this, right here in my hair?!! That’s cum, you fuck!”
My dick is so big it has to go through airport security. Twice.
while watching a nice game of American punt and catch on Sunday, we discussed the annual fantasy-style contest of “who will die this year”?
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As many of the candidates undoubtedly ran with the DW crowd, I wonder, “whose you gots?”
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While watching the Mel Brooks AFI lifetime achievement ceremony, a most crypt-keeper like Gene Wilder had to video conference in with his praise. Dude is about to be re-united with Gilda, ya know whatImean?
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What are the oddsmakers saying D-dubs? Is it finally Abe Vigoda’s year?
http://www.abevigoda.com/
I believe Ashley is saying “like, O.M.G., I just found this douchebag leprechaun and its not even St. Patrick’s Day.”
My dick is so big it looks like Abe Vigoda.
I say we give midgetbags a notta and go in your wee little peace.
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Dinklages.
Meanwhile, at a trailer park in Georgia…..
Honey Boo Boo Family
Injured in Bad Car Wreck
Honey Boo Boo and her family were in a bad car crash Monday night … TMZ has learned.
Honey Boo Boo, Mama June, Pumpkin and Jessica were all passengers in the car driven by Sugar Bear.
Sources tell us … they were at a red light, waiting to turn left. The light turned green and Sugar Bear began the turn. A guy driving a truck was allegedly speeding in the opposite direction with his lights off and crashed into them.
Members of the family were taken to a local hospital … an ambulance showed up, but Mama June tells TMZ … the EMTs were going to take them to a hospital they didn’t like so they went to another hospital in an SUV driven by their bodyguard.
Pumpkin says Sugar Bear has a contusion on his back, Mama June has a back and neck sprain, Honey Boo Boo hit her head against a passenger window and has a headache, and Pumpkin herself has severe chest bruises and is having panic attacks.
And June tells TMZ … “We’ve only had that Suburban for 6 months and it’s not even paid off yet.”
My dick is so big white trash families live in its pores.
He looks like someone let the air out of Zyzz’ ass
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And speaking of celebrity crushes, how’s about Cheryl Hines ? How’s about Cheryl Hines felating a banana?
My dick is so big White Trash families think it’s a Double Wide.
My dick is so big it saw Vin’s banana picture and reminded me of this video I had saved for the non-Douchie awards. Praise be to Jah….Son. Didn’t Zyzz died?
Oops. Stooooned.
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I forgot to tell ya’s. That Janet Yellen is the endgame in the Zionist Conspiracy to enslave us all by the Bush/Rothchilds/Etc. bunch. So be Jammin’ while we still have the interwheb.
Termite trail tattoos…so hot.