Shmecky Von Dillpickle Headlocks Clementine
I often reflect on the many permutations of douchemock and hottlust that have burrowed like so many rivulets through the sediment of pop culture timeshock. When HCwDB began the mock, it was a serious time. Then it was a playful time. And the mock was enjoyed by all.
Now it is a serious time again.
Humorless.
Angrier.
Gender wars and dating battles taken from playful banter to dark resentment.
I’m not sure what to make of the ratcheting up of tension and loss of humor in today’s confused, decadent and most certainly decoherent anti-humor post-humor thunderdome.
But alls I do know is that Shmecky Von Dillpickle is a shmegtaint. And everyone should take a breath, stop getting so pissed off, and allow ourselves to unite in the principle that all of us, each and every one, can agree that Shmecky’s headlock of Clementine is the pestilent hair taint upon a mongerel’s tick bitten posterior.
For if we cannot agree to that, I put it to you Greg, what can we agree upon?
Wiggerbaggery a virulent strain of the bag is upsetting but I doesn’t worry as the type of sneetch attracted to the Wiggabag is usually not worth getting upset about as seen in the pic above.
Spock beat Khan by 10 years.
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Spooooooooooooooooooooooock.
Stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooned.
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The “Menagerie” was perhaps the most accurate portrayal of marriage and modernity in TV history.
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He needs to be sodomized with a quality vinyl copy of “Der Kommisar”, sideways, with Gun Oil™ personal lubrication, 100% silicone, because I’m not ISIS or shit, and she needs to be giggle-supplicated with foot-rubs as she watches me fail in GTA 5 as Trevor.
Fucking right it some dark times.
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Schmecky Von Bitchpickle needs a slap upside his pouty head. Get yer slimy hands off our Clementine, you creepy smegmatic schmegasoid ape!
This guy is the Don Fanucci of fry cooks
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For example, I’m choosing to believe this is Woody Harrelson, on the set of Wigga Pleaze II.
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Sonz.
Hey ‘Sock, did you get married or something?
That link could be NSFW^^, even though I’m not Jacques or anything…..
I think this fool is taking the “this is the Rob Lowe that peaked in high school” thing a little too far.
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beeyotches
Damn, that girl has a manly face…
A cross between John Stamos and David Hasselhoff…
Could she be a product of modern science?
^ Don’t blame me or Charles Douchewin for this one.
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I’ll bet this fool smells like a cross between dumpster slime and an eighth grade boys locker room.
Hey Rev
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Goin’ looney or somethin?
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http://money.cnn.com/2015/03/02/news/spock-canada/index.html
@Dr.
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That is a great fucking idea. I’m going to get some fivers.
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On a related note, Obama is a big pussy and the frost is six feet deep this winter up in da tundra. Fuck off cold.
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Spocks
^^ Nice catch, Doc. Bunsen.
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Best. Wilfrid. Laurier. Hack. Ever
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Rev, you can Spock-hack the new plastic $20s – just tip the eyebrows up on the Queen.
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Goinpeace, CleMANtine.
Et Tu Douche? wins teh net neutered internet this week with his snarky posts; it’s verily worth a click or two to see the twin bulbous easter eggs I posited in his post…posited I says…
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/04/fraiku-9/
Shmecky is the first of the Von Dill Pickles to graduate.
Hamburger U. Alum.
https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p206x206/10982130_10203790666350412_1902252500978788772_n.jpg?oh=b506577c1c36ee68bac9b3124993a5ce&oe=557A30E3.
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Stooooooned
Is it wrong to feel guilty only when it wasn’t a hooker?
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Asking for a friend that ate strange.
Her eyes are so far apart she classifies as a Shark.
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The back of the hand tatt is the defication equivalent of have an explosive diarrhea event in your pants and never changing out of them.
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Her eyes are so far part they are in different time zones.
Her eyes are so far apart she can see the sun rise with one eye and the sun set with the other eye, at the same time.
Her eyes are so far apart the only way she can get “Arabian Goggles” is if you have the scrotum of Reed Richards.
Her eyes are so far apart Wall-Eyed Pike point and laugh.
Her eyes are so far apart she uses a drive in movie theater screen as a virtual reality glasses.
http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article10082837.ece/alternates/w460/wood.JPG
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Her eyes are so far apart, she sees through poles.
He’s getting ready to poke her in the eyes, Stooges style.
Did the math get harder while I was away?
Her eyes are so far apart, they’re in different zip codes.
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Now, I’m choosing to believe that behind those glasses, his eyes look like this.
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And every lion from Disney’s Lion King, looks like Clementine.
#Disneyfetish
Her eyes are so far apart they rub on her ass
FAOGHOTHE SHLAPHOARES AHM BAKK IN COAUNTY AN YOUGH PEENORZ AER STIHL HEHAR
Shiver me fingers!
In 2005, White Beast
Doth blow verily…
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-admin/post.php?post=82043&action=edit&message=6
Yarrrr….I mean,
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Shiver me fingers!
In 2005, White Beast
Doth blow verily…
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-admin/post.php?post=82043&action=edit&message=6
Almost cut off my damn fretting fingers drunkenly cutting a subwoofer bass port tube with a chop saw with a broken blade I almost cut my fingers off with attempting to cut an oversized 8×8 post…scofflaws and ne’er-do-wells…
I’m thinking Schecky Dickstain looks like this under his glasses:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/09/78/5f/09785f38c05eb8c37e4fa99dffb7088c.jpg
Her eyes are so far apart she has to worry about sticking a que tip in them when she cleans her ears.
Her eyes are so far apart her peripheral vision picks up object located right in front or behind her.
I think I’m gonna actually have the jump on Vin here…..
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Just in case all y’all wanna get in some puckin’ and/or fappin’…..I don’t wanna do it alone. That sounds bad, doesn’t it?
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N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nineteen!
I’d pay $10,000 to bang the Bruin girls. $12,000 with anal on all five tight young sphincti. No more.
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Viagrants
Harrison Ford just crashed his single-engine plane onto a golf course. Eyewitnesses say it appeared to be because he was flying So Low…
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Solo….?
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*tap* *tap* is this thing on?
^jeez Admin that was corny as hell. *throws tomato*
her eyes are so far apart her sunglasses look like headphones
Picturing Harrison Ford driving the Millennium Falcon around at sub-light speed in the light-speed lane with the left turn signal continually blinking… that thing is getting up there in age too, got like 120,000+ light years on it. Chewie has to pour gas into the carburetor while Han tries to crank it which it then lets out a thunderous backfire before turning over.
Shmecky about to get some stink finger off of the Gyllenhaal kids retarded cousin. Is it even legal to fingerblast ‘tards?? Not that Shmecky cares but…
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uberdouche gets his come-uppance:
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2015/02/25/man-who-made-thousands-posting-womens-stolen-nudes-goes-after-news-sites-that-posted-pictures-of-him/?tid=hybrid_experimentrandom_3_na
her eyes are so far apart she can see both sides of the abortion issue
Her eyes are so far apart because she enjoys being skull-fucked.
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She must have an incredible ~outlook~ on life.
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She can see right around you.
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She has eyes on the sides of her head.
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She composes eyeku every Friday.
Them Boston Ice Chicks gave me a Wicked Bonah! Wicked Bonah, I says.
If she lies on her side too long one of her eyes will migrate, flounder style.