Sunday, April 10, 2005

Fraiku


when the flamingo winsThose Bros really like
Over-inflated pink things
And flamingos too.

It eats the brine shrimp
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Pinky hole.

Everything is
Inflated, the bird, her chest
And now my Renob

Magnum Douche P.I. said…

Llamas escape and
run amok in Sun City.
Where is DB1 ?

Vin Douchal said…

What color are shorts?
Another internet craze?
These shorts smell like farts

creature said…

P V C Polly
Has become the new furrby
Wicked rash erupts

Charles Douchewin said…

The director yelled
“CUT!”; the flamingo popped,
and there was silence.

The Dude said…

The pink flamingo
Is the only inflated
thing good in this pic.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Filming porno in
parking lot means using props
that are within reach.

Et Tu Douche? said…

Chickens rejoice as
Choking the Flamingo
Is the new rage

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Devine would never
Had career if appeared in
This “Pink Flamingos”

creature said…

Forget about wench
What these chaps prefer is
Flamingo scratch-hole

 

 

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3:34 am February, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It eats the brine shrimp
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Pinky hole.

3:36 am February, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jackie Chan the Two
Fights Johnny “The Axe” Beardman
In “Flamingo Games”

3:37 am February, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Somewhere over Hip
Bro’s Tricep, a robust bald
Man remembers Youth.

3:38 am February, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I gotta get stoooned.

3:51 am February, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Vaccinate your young
Flamingos event goes bad
With Avian Flu.

12:05 pm February, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Two in the pink and
One in that “birds” cloaca
Not bikini “bird”

Limeys

12:08 pm February, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Douche beard flaunts obliques
Asian douche flaunts tuner car
Bleeth yawns, tosses hair

12:12 pm February, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Seriously, where
The ‘eff are they? In a Ralph’s
Parking lot somewhere?

12:20 pm February, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Everything is
Inflated, the bird, her chest
And now my Renob

1:01 pm February, 27 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

This is the moment
John Beardman realized he
had become a douche

1:06 pm February, 27 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Llamas escape and
run amok in Sun City.
Where is DB1 ?

3:53 pm February, 27 Vin Douchal said...

What color are shorts?
Another internet craze?
These shorts smell like farts

3:56 pm February, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Type into google
“Douche and chick grab a bird neck”
Should find grandma porn

3:57 pm February, 27 Vin Douchal said...

This shirtless neckbeard
Rather grab inflat-o bird
Than sweet hottie ass

3:59 pm February, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Inside joke abounds
Bird beak has been inserted
In four of their holes

4:02 pm February, 27 Vin Douchal said...

An NFL ref
Checks PSI of air bird
Gives back to Brady

4:04 pm February, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Hey, back in my day
School hijinks did not include
Pink bird and twink show

4:07 pm February, 27 Vin Douchal said...

I think I’m in love
With PR chick that posted
The strip dress meme craze

4:09 pm February, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mister Spock. I said
“Beam them off of holodeck
You green bloody ape.”

4:09 pm February, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The good of the many
Outweighs the good of the
Few, or flamingo.

4:18 pm February, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

5:26 pm February, 27 creature said...

P V C Polly
Has become the new furrby
Wicked rash erupts

5:31 pm February, 27 creature said...

If you fuck that ‘bird’
The rapid escape of air
Not a pussy fart!

6:42 pm February, 27 Charles Douchewin said...

The director yelled
“CUT!”; the flamingo popped,
and there was silence.

6:53 pm February, 27 Charles Douchewin said...

The days are over
to Rock out, with his Spock out.
Live long, you fuckers.

7:07 pm February, 27 The Dude said...

The pink flamingo
Is the only inflated
thing good in this pic.

9:06 pm February, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Filming porno in
parking lot means using props
that are within reach.

9:09 pm February, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Language barrier
broken when Chaz shows Nguyen
his bird stroke technique.

9:11 pm February, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She’s in no danger
as long as these two have that
flamingo around.

9:52 pm February, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Damn you Chaz Douchewin
For exposing me to the lovely
Well aged Susie Hoffs.
.
Sweet Jewlatto

9:53 pm February, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jewlatto as a
Slang term has just been TM’d
And CR’d Sons.

9:55 pm February, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Too late.

10:05 pm February, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

Chickens rejoice as
Choking the Flamingo
Is the new rage

10:13 pm February, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev
Susie Hoffs is a Vegetarian, in your travels have you experienced if well aged vegetarian quim tastes any better then regular well aged quim?

10:20 pm February, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

I myself enjoy pistachio flavored jewlatto it’s a nice palate cleanser especially after a tasty Pizza Margherita with a robust glass or 3 of house Chianti.

11:09 pm February, 27 Vin Douchal said...

A horny little Jewish Princess, with a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma

11:12 pm February, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Chang brings Heimlich class
To ReHab pool , discovers
Best let these folks choke

1:44 pm February, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Devine would never
Had career if appeared in
This “Pink Flamingos”

1:49 pm February, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Sex Doll for Guidos
Unveiled in pizzeria
Parking lot in Jerz

1:51 pm February, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Fucking Guidos now
Called “Fuidos” but a Bleeth is
A Bleeth is a Bleeth

2:01 pm February, 28 Tackle Box said...

Guy in hat looks like
my friend. My friend is a cool
guy. This guy is not.

2:18 pm February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

All clean quim is good
For eating. Nation celebrates
AG Retirement.

2:19 pm February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Billy Mayes Junior
Hawking the newest, greatest
Juicer, ANYWHERE!

2:20 pm February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

But wait, if you call
In the next ten minutes, you
Can fuck pink bird FREE.

11:04 pm February, 28 creature said...

Forget about wench
What these chaps prefer is
Flamingo scratch-hole

12:07 am March, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

Come on over and layeth your mock down.
.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2015/02/shmecky-von-dillpickle-headlocks-clementine/

5:10 am March, 2 The Dude said...

50 shades of pink
is some kind of gay thing, right?
Asking for a friend.

5:11 am March, 2 The Dude said...

Autoerotic
Flamingo strangulation
Is all these puds want.

5:14 am March, 2 The Dude said...

It puts the bird in
the basket or it gets the
hose. Flamingo hose.

7:25 pm March, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Does banging pink lawn
Flamingo make you a freak?
Asking for a friend…

7:28 pm March, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Chin from Hunan Spring
Scores tonight’s featured special;
Moo Goo Flamingo

7:31 pm March, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Boxer Shorts Joey
Macking on Tranny Bleeth Bim
Cramps whilst flexing abs

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