Boobies
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Tuesday, January 28, 2014
Narm
Narm.
Saturday, December 28, 2013The Golden Globes are Out!
Hoverbag Mike agrees, if anyone deserves Golden Globes it’s Her. No Gravity here. Just American Hustle.
EDIT: In the comments thread, Douchey Wallnuts Jacques Doucheteau hands out the 2013 Douchie Award:
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2013 Douchies: Best Golden Globes
Sophie. Even though she’s a flying bitch.
Runners up:
Snoop Ferret’s Kaylee. Because DAMN gurl.
Hottie Jewss Rachel. She can latkes my potatoes anytime.
Benizio’s Bottle Blonde Blue.
Veronica, for the epic cleavage AND sideboob combo.
Special celebrity award goes to Mariah Carey. Thanks for that one DW.
Monday, December 16, 2013Joe Has Arm Fungus And A Shirt That Doesn't Fit
Bethany’s bosoms are reacting to Joe in the only way they know how.
Monday, November 18, 2013Some Guy With Glasses Boobs
Large sunglasses.
The tool by which those who cannot face the truth of their dearth of spiritual depth are able to hide in plain sight.
Too depressing for a Monday?
Don’t make me post the Zapped fart again.
No universe is totally devoid of meaning if it contains a Willie Aames.
Monday, November 4, 2013Scarfy Pete Finds the Holy Cleavite of Titicaca
When I was nine years old, “Titicaca” was the funniest word I’d ever heard.
It still is.
Thursday, October 24, 2013Ties McJohnson and Amazon Kelly Vote for Gynochin
After deep consideration, and extensive use of Boolean field mathematics, Ties McJohnson and Amazon Kelly cast their votes.
And whaddaya know?
It was a tie.
Thank you.
I will be here all week.
Sample the meat specialty on the menu.
And be sure to leave a gratuity for your servant class assistant.
Tuesday, October 15, 2013The Slovakian Boob Meld
I read about this in my sociology class.
It’s an ancient ritual that has something to do with honoring those who brought forth the fruit of the vine on this the day of hairtonement.
Joan Largeman is having nothing to do with this strange ritual. To the appletinimobile!
Yup. Got nuthin’.
Hey, whaddaya want. It’s Tuesday morning and my shirt smells of pee.
Thursday, September 26, 2013Boobs Or Midget Twins With Shaved Heads?
Okay kids, time to play another round of the game that’s sweeping the nation… Boobs or Midget Twins With Shaved Heads?
Somewhere in this pic of Vegas professional party semi-employment and lack of long term career prospects, I’ve carefully hidden what are either boobs or midget twins with shaved heads.
Look closely.
Can you understand Ambiguously Pregnant Sophie’s mild sense of shame and disgust?
Wednesday, July 24, 2013You Might Be a Doucheneck if…
…you’re this guy.
Jeff Foxworthy, ladies and gentlemen!! How about a hand for Jeff Foxworthy!!
See, I like to mock comedians who rely on one joke premises for their entire careers. Because, uh… oh… wait… dammit.
Tuesday, July 16, 2013Sophie Disappoints Me
Oh Sophie.
Last night you had me at “hello.” And by hello, I mean “Woooooo!! Letssss doooo shotttssss!!”
But now I see that you cohabit with the worst of beachdouche detritus.
And so I am crestfallen.
Not enough to stop staring.
But enough to stop overstaring. And by overstaring I mean burning your cleavite with the heat of Hebraic lust.
Boobs.
