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Saturday, October 17, 2009
Sweatstain Stan
Because college is when girls don’t know any better.
Which can be a good thing in some cases.
And a bad thing in this case.
Saturday, October 17, 2009Reader Mail: He'd Like to Thank Us
Pedro, from last Friday’s Francine pic in Friday Thoughts and Links, writes in:
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I’d like to thank you for uploading my pic on to your web blog thing whatever this is.
It was increased my popularity throughout So-Cal, and because of it, I am hanging out with more hot chicks.
Thanks again,
Will P.
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Hah! Pedro expertly turns the tables on the site like the cunning linguist he is.
Saturday, October 17, 2009Reader Mail: He’d Like to Thank Us
Pedro, from last Friday’s Francine pic in Friday Thoughts and Links, writes in:
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I’d like to thank you for uploading my pic on to your web blog thing whatever this is.
It was increased my popularity throughout So-Cal, and because of it, I am hanging out with more hot chicks.
Thanks again,
Will P.
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Hah! Pedro expertly turns the tables on the site like the cunning linguist he is.
Friday, October 16, 2009Friday Thoughts and Links
The Leatherbag is still leathery. Even when out of his furry vest. And even when hanging with the cast of Vampiros Lesbos: The Texas College Years.
But I know what I like.
And I like boobies and Fig Newtons.
Sometimes I like boobies with Fig Newtons.
Sometimes I dip the Fig Newtons in boobies.
But mostly I dip the Fig Newtons in milk. And not boobie milk. That would be gross. Cow milk is not gross. Because it has become normalized.
Yup. I’m babblin’. Time to start drinkin’.
Here’s your links:
An eagle-eyed reader in Vegas caught me out and about on the town. Dammit. My cover is blown.
Support your fellow ‘bag tagger: HCwDB’s own douche equis is one of the producers of the hilarious looking 70s retro comedy, Black Dynamite, which opens in select cites today. Checkitout! This thing looks great.
Douchiest iPhone app of the Week: Amp Energy Drink.
Speaking of the iPhone, a reader sends in his iPear. Slide to Unlock, indeed.
From the YouTube vault: The writing staff of the brilliant early 1990s sketch comedy show, The Ben Stiller Show, the morning after winning their Emmy. After they’d already been canceled.
Here’s a montage of images of last week’s Quartasian Librarian Boobie Hottie, set to some awful Kayne West Casio doodlings.
John Mayer. Still alive. Still a huge ballsack of douchescrote.
‘Bags banned at Michigan Stadium. Wouldn’t that eliminate about half the crowd?
A global douchepocyalpse is forming in the “dating” habits of celebudouche Russell Brand and talentless vortex of suck, Katy Perry, who are now something or other. I liked Katy Perry better back when she had talent and went by “Zooey Deschanel.”
One thing we do know. A bear scats in the woods.
And finally, to salute your efforts this week, enjoy. Beach Pear. Go forth and congregate.
Friday, October 16, 2009The Leatherbag
Milfy cowgirl dressup means this might be a Halloween pic.
But it’s Friday. So I’m goin’ with it.
And Leatherbag makes me laugh at his Kahn-like chest.
Friday, October 16, 2009No More Alecia Tag
Yesterday’s Miami traveling ‘bag tagger, Alecia, writes in with a takedown request:
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Hi again!
I kinda forgot that the guys had Katie’s number, and they called her and threatened to take legal action because it’s ‘damaging to their careers to have that picture there’. I wonder if they check the site looking for themselves? just sayin. Anyway, I guess that means it should be removed, which bums me out on multiple levels, especially being called a fat Juliette Lewis.. well, at least someone recognizes my efforts. Sorry if this causes any trouble, I’m sure it’s annoying as hell to have to take something down after putting it up.
Sorry again. I’ve only visited your site for about a week, but I’ll continue to!
— Alecia
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You are a total cutie, Alecia, and we appreciate the good work you and your friend did in tagging two stage-2 Miami ‘Bags.
To make up for the lost pic, here’s a pic of this week’s Weekly favorite, Cheez.
Friday, October 16, 2009Friday Haiku
Is the hott done yet?
Brendan’s meat thermometer,
reads 10 degrees douche.
Hey someone removed
the twister mat, his shirt
and my dignity.
— Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks
Ray-Ban Fwippy Hair:
Your older sister’s best friend
Is not for practice
— saulgoode42
Unsure of the rules
John lost the game of leap frog
Stacy won his shirt
— Hot Buttered Poopcorn
Low-budget remake
of “Risky Business” isn’t
very compelling.
— Mr. White
Head of Minotaur
Looks away in shame as her
Tail lifts to pass gass.
— Crucial Head
Thursday, October 15, 2009Cheez and Charleez III
Following up on today’s earlier pics, this pic confirms:
He Is The Cheez.
Stage 2 just upgraded to stage-4 superbag with one hand gesture + doucheface made in presence of hott fondle.
And Charleez’s body makes lemurs triple-dive into vats of hydrochloric acid just to whiff the used kleenex left behind by her arthritic grandmother.
Thursday, October 15, 2009The Slackabag
Hang loose, Brosephus!!
That pink wristdana’s dazzling Poor Man’s Tiffani Amber Theissen like tinsel does to a brain addled, feral kitten.
Thursday, October 15, 2009Alecia's "Luke and Marty Party"
PIC DELETED
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Hi!
This picture is of me and a friend on a trip to Miami. Our judgement was obviously a bit impaired. Could have been the 6 shots. Not sure if they have enough douche characteristics to run it, but it’s there if you’d like to use it.
Katie’s on the left, Alecia (me) on the right, douches in the middle.. who happened to call themselves the ‘Luke & Marty Party’ & claimed one was a Doctor & the other worked for MTV. Enjoy!
Alecia
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Do they have enough douche characteristics? Why, yes. Yes they do.
Nicely tagged Alecia. Anyone who uses their working for MTV as a pickup line is… uhm… lets just move on.
