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Thursday, April 2, 2009
Caption This Pic
Superhero Nippleman and his trusty sidekick Lace Freehley like to unwind after a long day fighting crime by sodomizing bottles.
EDIT: Reader Alexander the Douche realizes that this is Frankie and Pam from Frankie’s Thumb, which ran in January. Frankie finished the body tatt! Lookin’ douchey, Frankie.
Thursday, April 2, 2009Doucheclowns in the 'Lot Part. 2
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Let it be said that when Moses came down from Sinai after forty days, and he gazed upon the blowouts and orange tans among his people, he proclaimed, “WTF? I mean seriously.”
Thursday, April 2, 2009Doucheclowns in the ‘Lot Part. 2
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Let it be said that when Moses came down from Sinai after forty days, and he gazed upon the blowouts and orange tans among his people, he proclaimed, “WTF? I mean seriously.”
Thursday, April 2, 2009Phlegm Nation
I hardly know in which direction to spit.
At the ‘bags? Or at myself for being part of a culture that leads to this?
But know this: In spite this swirling cacaphony of Floridian poo, Aqua Bikini on the upper left offers a glimmer of hope.
And by glimmer, I mean sideboob.
Thursday, April 2, 2009DJ Tagging
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So my friend and I were in the VIP area of pool party at WMC in Miami last week and we were doing a meet and greet with the DJs taking pics and all. We meet this MC, who’s more than a little interested in my friend.
I swear this is not a halloween pic. This is what they looks normally in public. It was too perfect to NOT send you. Breanna is a stunning little Asian girl who’s personality matches her looks. She’ll give anyone the benefit of a doubt.
She’s not giving him an interview. She grabbed the MIC away from him. Enjoy!
-Scott
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The life of the Vegas/Miami DJ may be the only one where dudes in their early 40s can wear gold chains, splotchy shirts, and use a microphone as a phallus substitute to impress the ladies.
Well, DJing or being a member of Congress.
Thursday, April 2, 2009Doucheclowns in the 'Lot
All the doucheclowns in the ‘lot say “Heyyyy!!! Hooooo!!! Heyyyy!!! Hooooo!!!”
Then they wave their hands in the air.
Like they just don’t care.
The roof is on fire.
Menomena.
Thursday, April 2, 2009Doucheclowns in the ‘Lot
All the doucheclowns in the ‘lot say “Heyyyy!!! Hooooo!!! Heyyyy!!! Hooooo!!!”
Then they wave their hands in the air.
Like they just don’t care.
The roof is on fire.
Menomena.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009Breaking: Arthur Kade is a Dancing Douchenozzle
You may remember Arthur Kade, a wannabe “model” and reeking douchenozzle I featured in a Friday Link last month here.
Kadebag’s hilarious blog of narcissism can be revisited here, with a genius comments thread filled with HCwDB regulars responding.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009Teacher Tagging
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so i’m a teacher. who happens to have a facebook page because, well, i have friends of my own with whom i like to correspond. sometimes my students (primarly the undergrads for some reason) find me on facebook and want to ‘friend’ me. it’s annoying, but i don’t want to hurt their feelings, and so i accept.
this chick is one of those undergrads. i’ve never actually spoken to her and i may have given her a crappy grade in one class i had with her. i don’t remember. there are so many of them. regardless, it quickly became apparent that she was going to yield a choice ‘hot chick with douchebag’ picture at some point. i’ve been checking every once in a while since she ‘friended’ me. there have been several close calls… but i didn’t pull the trigger on a submission because i just wasn’t convinced the guys were douchebaggie enough.
and then this one came along. and so i send it off to you. because i knew the girl had it in her somewhere. and behold! she does. in her defense, she’s an international student from bulgaria so she’s not operating on the same cultural norms that you and i are. but pretty obviously, there are f’in colossal douchebags in bulgaria.
my work here is done =)
— Teacherette
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Excellent work, ‘Ette, and may all Bulgarian Eastern-Euro Suckle Thighs come to America to study. And become confused and disorientated, eventually playing naked Twister with the DB1 under a train overpass at 2am after shooting at rats by the junkyard.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009Happy Asspril Fools!!
It’s perfect Ass Pear with horrible douche taint, all in one.
Happy Asspril Fools!!
Oh who are we kidding. A Hardy Boy logo wouldn’t stop a-one of us from dancing the Siberian Husky while drunk off rice wine in a rickshaw in Timbuktu just for the chance to take jello shots off her discarded bobby socks.
