Please Give to the Wedge-Shaped Vertabrae Victims Fund
Because it’s not easy to go through life seeing the world like it’s the super-villain’s Lair from Adam West era Batman.
Send all donations, in the form of balled-up $20 bills, to O.D.’s Liquor Store in Biloxi, MS, c/o Dark Sock, esq.
Identify that Tatt…
Let’s keep the interactive vibe going today with a new game…Name That Tatt! Sunken Chester and Quartasian Cutie Kate say “Shhhh….no shouting out answers!”
I’ll go first…
“WEALTHLESS”?
Oh…almost forgot: Gratuitous Pear.
Where is Lars Largeman?
Somewhere on this love boat, amidst the supple curves and stinky tatts, there is a semi-concealed and very pleased Mr. Lars Largeman.
Can you find him?
Corporal Punishment and his spandex division
Something tells me that in this case, the rod will be spared. And Sheena will not be spoiled.
By the way, Sheena, not to take anything away from your glorious black spandex, but this is how it’s done.
The ayxhole
Ayxhole is from France.
He drives a ’93 Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable, which is a personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth and a small furry mammal.
He consumes mass quantities of chicken embryos, shredded swine flesh and Goose.
HCwDB After Dark – Felonious Donk Edition
Hall of Scrote founding member, and current jailbird, Donkey Douche, makes an appearance tonight via this rerun to
1.) Assert himself as THE dominant scofflaw for today’s felonic theme since he was busted by SuperGirl, and
2.) As a crass excuse for DarkSock to post More. Gratuitous. Pear.
Meg and Hipster Skeet both have landing strips
But, alas, I can only show you one on this family-oriented website.**
In keeping with the correctional-institutionalized-bag theme of today, Skeet is celebrating his release from a 60-day stint in County impersonating a Mr. Norville Rogers with intent to meddle. His great dane is still in the pound, though.
**However, feel free to tune in later for a very special HCwDB After Dark, jailbird edition. And by “very special” I mean “pear-laden”.
Kenneth Is Willing to Overlook The Fact That It's Not Real
I am, of course, referring to her hair color.
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Okay. I’m actually referring to her eyelashes.
Proportionally, everything else seems legit.
Notice how I’m keeping within the theme of “Dubious Parole Board Decisions” today…all of whom were brought to justice by none other than Wonder Woman.
Slick Holds His Annual Between-Prison-Terms Party
Here we see Slick posing with his former cell mate, Shawn.
Er, I mean, Shawna.
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Okay, here’s a Daily Double Pear to help unharsh your mellow. Behold – Double Bubble .
