Friday Haiku
Cindy’s solution
To thwart Gurn’s booger picking;
Now…about those shorts…
His mask was so tight,
His brain blew through top of skull.
It was no great loss.
— hermit
Bleeth’s look says it all:
lie kekko desu (no thanks),
Mr. Roboto
— Dude McCrudeshoes
No face, no shirt? I
Think we’ve seen him here before.
Son Of Tonetta.
— The Reverend “Monkey Hole” Chad Kroeger
Mercury levels
At the “Wrap and Go Sushi”
Reach toxic level
— Vin Douchal
Man in Maximus
mask screams “are you entertained!?”
By you, sir? No. No.
— Morbo
Sway to the music
Get groped by Galaxian
Burning man still sucks
— Charles Nelson Douchely
Dmitri and Yakov have Ukrainian bride for you!
Bridal Emporium take Visa and AMEX; no Discover card!
Dr. Oz Stunt Double's poor life choices
Devil Horns Harry thinks that Greico Hair and copious man-necklaces are “SO EFFEN METAL, DOOOD!”
What say you, gentle reader?
Douche or Nottadouche?
Mohawk Marv has a pre-emptive bald guy marine ‘hawk, possibly unearned dog tags and painfully cute girlfriend Tiny Tina.
My douche radar is on the blink…what say you, my dickish bunch? Douche or Notta and go in peace?
Wayyy after dark (sock) HCwDB: Pointy Pete Pleads for Pear
Pointy Pete and Pornish Pauline Pontificate for…
You’re welcome.
Yo, it's hard up in these Hamptons y'all
“Things been rough since Pops had to give back his fall bonus to CitiBank and sell the third vay-cay pad in Tahoe, homeslice. I’ma raise hell if the yacht gots to go…I’ma go move in wit Moms and her tennis instructor, Ricardo, down at the guest house.”
Bweeee
John Largeman Jr's poor life choices
Son, you best be glad J.L. Senior is away at his sales convention in Milwaukee; there would be some belt leather getting warmed against your pallid flank somethin’ awful. You better not get mustard on his favorite undershirt either.
Son.
Kid n' Poo
Also known as Poo Diddy.
Could his poo-hawk be the next disturbing emerging trend?
Or could Sexy Kara’s female groin shave reveal be the offsetting ray of hope?
Chain of Fools
Ahhh but yes…NOW we got us some textbook douchettributes in a very strong contender for the weekly pairing.
Class: Can you list the douchial attributes exhibited in this fine specimen of why we fight? To prime your pump(s), I’ve listed the most obvious douchy trait in the “categories” section below the picture…
Lance and Kara express dismay over The Hot Taco
Lance and Kara stand off in the wings, watching the spectacle unfold that is The Hot Taco in all his cumin-laced glory, and they begin to question their life choices with lugubrious introspection…
