Willie Peaman Loves White Chicks and Ed Hardy Hats, But Not Necessarily in That Order
His name is Willie. Willie Peaman.
Where's Young Philip Seymour Hoffman?
Somewhere in this lineup of creepy Germanic runners, I’ve carefully hidden a Young and Douchey Philip Seymour Hoffman .
Look closely.
Can you age thirty years in ten years?
The Greasepitz Are Always Happy
Still out there.
Still Orange.
Still tattooing sanskrit prayers on their pec muscles.
Sorority Hott Hawaiian Tropic Hannah deserves better. Especially for offering Sheen Cleavite hint of boobie suckle.
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Teutonic Aryan Douche Cyborg THX-69 began to malfunction early during the test phase, resulting in an inability to differentiate hot chick from rhesus monkey.
The BILF
Also known as “The Bleeth I’d like to Forcibly Lecture About Being a Bad Mother.” Wait, maybe that’s a “BILFLABABM.”
Wait, wasn’t Bilflababm one of the elves in Terry Brooks’s The Sword of Shannara?
Yeah, I got nothin’.
Except that baby doesn’t stand a chance. Awful tatts and a mediocre DJ career await.
Eminem's Turds
Eminem’s Turds crawled out of a Detroit bathroom stall long enough to embrace Marissa, make douche hand gestures, and approve of the HCwDB of the Week.
Then they were flushed.
And yeah, these pitnobs were on the site back in the day, but I’m way too drunk to remember the whose and whatnots. So f-it.
Mmm… Trader Joe’s Joe-Joes.
HCwDB of the Week: Steve and Corona Hott
With Sonya already in the Hall of Hott, Jesus bling tatts and Tiny Dancer Smile cohabit is our winner (loser).
And your humble narrator for Corn Pops.
Happy Memorial Day!
From all of us here at HCwDB. And by all of us, I mean those who like to mock shifty-eyed platinum choadwinks, and are willing to buy their hot chick a drink provided it’s under ten dollars.
May you pensively reflect on those who have gone before us to form this great Nation on this Memorial Day. Or around the world. Unless you live in one of the countries we invaded for no reason. In which case, I apologize that half this country are a bunch of half-baked maroons.
And may you find Spiritual Pear awaiting you as a reward from the Buddha God Head for such spiritual work.
Jersey Shore Shark Attack
Just when you thought it was safe to watch the SyFy Channel…
