Reader Mail: Bree Olson 'Bag
Luke writes in with a first person tag and a quality email rant:
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Hi there DB1, hope you are well.
Too bad this twat walked in front of me, or I would have an epic hot chick with douche bag for you; Bree Olson with some random European tourist in Times Square. He was simply your basic Euro Bag, but the shit eating grin on his face was an order of magnitude above average.
By the way, never heard of the Boob Bus. I bet they sell stolen fake tits you can attach to Real Dolls or lifted flesh-lights out of the back in Wal*Mart parking lots to unsuspecting hicky morons in Alabama.
All the best,
Luke
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Ah yes, legendary Charlie Sheen “godess” Bree Olson, she of the inspirational Friday Haiku of 2011. HCwDB in porn is industry standard. But a quality tag is always appreciated Good work, Luke.
Jesus Bling and Poolbags
Kids kids kids, don’t you know that this is how pregnancy starts?
White Suit Wally Brings His A-Game
Ya know, normally pencil-thin facial pubes would be enough to mark ‘bag, but I’m feeling happy for White Suit Wally. It’s not everyone who has the courage to ask out Shy Sue from H.R. to the office party.
Good on you, WSW.
Have a nottadouche and a straight razor to clean up before work on Monday.
Moaz Has High Hair
Moaz says, “bindle bindle bindle bindle… FWEEEE!!”
Do not ask Moaz what that means.
For Moaz is now distracted by shiny coaster on bar.
Meanwhile Stacey offers rare Double Mayan Eye of Coitus.
Say “thank you Stacey.”
Okay good.
Now pass Moaz the mixed nuts bowl. Moaz is hungry.
Kelly Calls a Cab
When the dudes from the Sheboygen Yacht Club get a little too much into the totally hetero affectionate bro time (no homo) ™ , Kelly’s out.
Bronzer McTwat Occupies Wong Street
Livin’ the dream, one off-shore tax shelter at a time.
Oldbag Ralph Scores Dreamgirl Donna
Who says chin-dribble, douche-shirt, and six pound watch can’t snag uberhottness for the 40+ set?
The Baby Tebus just soiled his diaper with shame and regret over the poor life choices made by hot taut boobie hottie suckle thighs after too many appletinis on a Tuesday.
The Punch Brothers Score Over Their Paygrade
Lets start off this week with a little Punch Brother Twin Doucheface action.
Angelica and her sexy mom, Sexy Mom Suzie, have clearly stumbled into the wrong club after their car hit a water buffalo.
This whole scene’ll end with some technicolor dream sequence dubstep masshup of The Gardens of the Fitzi-Continis.
Yup. Too much sugar with my corn flakes this morning. Please excuse the nonsense.
