Monday, February 7, 2005
VINNIE VEGAS RACKS ONE UP
Challenge: Explain 
what is taking place here in 10 words.
No more, no less.
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Once again resident grossist Jacques wins the Internet:
Jacques Doucheteau said…
Eye of Horus is unimpressed with inflated “Jugs of Whorus.”
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2nd Runner-up – Northist RevChad:
Marnie forces a smile as the explosive diarrhea rumbles on.
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3rd Runner Up: CapKirk:
Capt. James T. Douche said…
Vinny’s three incher vanishes like magic between those silicon hams
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Honorable Mention:
dickie fingers said…
Shes been away from the milking machine too long..\
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And lastly, Dishonorable Mention to format scofflaw, anarchist, and cardboard box resident hermit for this poignant and eloquent summation:
hermit said…
boobs
Eye of Horus is unimpressed with inflated “Jugs of Whorus.”
Dogtags, hairgel, groinshavereveal, cleavage not covered in my pecker spit.
boobs
His silicon valley startup, doesn’t make him a Bleeth Whisperer.
Marnie forces a smile as the explosive diarrhea rumbles on.
She is quite the bombshell….except for her huge cock.
Tight abs, big chest. Marilyn Manson has a human sister?
Rev. is right about the explosive diarrhea. Hope its contagious.
Shes been away from the milking machine too long..
Her boobs are courtesy of renowned surgeon Dr. Superlative Largeman.
She will reveal her brown eye of Horus.
“So, we gonna fuck or nah?” Vinny quipped.
Fake tits and explosive diarrhea give Vinny a throbbing Renob.
Brown eye of Horus is no stranger to meat obelisk
Vinny’s three incher vanishes like magic between those silicon hams.
She’s still tender back there after shooting Anal Obelisk 7
Just thrown off a city bus for staining the seats.
Crowd moves away as the massengill fails to hide cuntsmell.
Old dude in black hat, “Where the fuck am I?”
Boobs, tits, mams, jugs, hooters, milk bags, headlights and breasts.
I’m sorry, but I didn’t fully read the instructions earlier.
John Paleman in back. His watch leaves no white mark.
This lends all new meaning to the name “Mounds Bar”!
Black Dress Largeman: Always a bridesmaid, never a huge tittied whore.
No one has ever noticed how truly hideous Trisha’s smile is.
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(yea, fuck it D-sock, I’m turning this shit up to 11!)
Only Borden’s has a higher content of silicon in their dairy.
I’m actually headed to Vegas tomorrow. Wish me luck.
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GnR muthafuckas.
Boobies inflated since the gyroscope was put in her Monkey Hole.
Pose With Porn Star, Nineteen Bucks snares douche nozz
It puts the boobies in the basket or it gets.
OctoMom glares at rival, SeptiMom, as she scouts jizz donors
The stink hose. The explosive diarrhea hose, Son. And shit.
Pete’s buds ask, “What’s up?” Pete: “Motorboatin’, titty fuckin’, Son”
Haircut stopped growing since the Indians lacrossed his
Monkey Hole.
She kinda looks like Chaz x Lady Gaga. Sweet Fuck!
Boobs registered at NASA, new moons discovered on daily basis
Boobs? Meet my knees. Knees meet my boobs. Hey yoooooh …!!!
I might fuck her cause I have 2 Valtrex repeats.
I’ve seen moose I’d rather fuck. Some Eskimo squaws too.
Y’know, oddly enough, her nips are smaller than his are
Y’know, oddly enough her dick is bigger than his is
Y’know, oddly enough dated three years yet they’ve never fucked
“Under the Command of Gen. Eisenhower, Allied naval forces, supported.
By strong air forces, began landing Allied armies this morning.
On the northern coast of France.” Rev Chad going D-Day.
Two days early. D-Day anniversary still coming. Don’t rush. Boobies.
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(That’s ten, right?)
Everbody has to deviate from the norm. This still on?
Emergency roots canals suck balls. Lose shot at winning internetz.
Hey, why isn’t the Friaku showin’ up? I got a head start there.
*****because I, DarkSock, put the post in 2008. Damn you, Makers Mark. So, I fixed it now. You apparently are the only mofo that clicks on the links I leave in DB1’s latest 2024 post.****
That explains why there were only 5 comments on the Fraiku I’d posted the other day. It was sitting there on February 8th, but in a year other than 2005. On account of alcohol.
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I’ll post another tonight, whilst somewhat sober. and shit.
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SOn.
until then, here be where I put the Fraiku:
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/02/friday-haiku-191/
I can see she’s made some poor life choices, and the red bra under the bikini is kinda odd, and the guy’s first class douche, and the hair… I dunno. But they are her own un-capped teeth, she’s a fit unit and I’m betting those boobs are all her too. So other than the explosive diarrhoea, aren’t you guys being a little hard on her?
Wait, who am I kidding?
JG said “Hard On”….
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Oh yeah, and this:
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/02/friday-thoughts-n-links-3/
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You damn dirty Apes.