Wednesday, February 9, 2005

Friday Thoughts n’ Links

Pasty LargemanWell, yes I failed to post a Friday T&L last week. You see, I found a target of opportunity that kept me rather…busy. If you know what I mean.

And also, my new band is ready to start gigging the Gulf Coast area, so I’ve been finessing my bass-playing skills.

But that doesn’t mean I’ve not been scoping hotties, big and small (dayum, people, 6′-8″ girl’s left boob is bigger than the spinner’s head!!!). In fact, I’ve been scoping all things big and small.

We both know none of you clicked the above links.  *sigh*  Very well.  Here:

I want to ride that Bicycle Pear

Fisher of Men Pear

Reversed Cowgirl Pear

Every Dog Has It’s Style Pear

Really Big, Yet Not Dark, Socks Pear

Warm-Calved Pear

Frilly Pear

Beloved Double Bubble Pear

Now go forth unto your bunks.

Fappers.

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2:19 am June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d like to see Amazon redhead scissor the little one.

6:30 am June, 6 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I don’t want to ride that bicycle pear. I want to sniff the seat when she’s done.
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Hmmmm…. If only there was a quality fragrance to capture that smell.
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2:37 pm June, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hey Rev
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You and Lenny gotta keep better track of your “associates”
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-caught-masturbating-public-library-3652789

3:31 pm June, 6 dickie fingers said...

Shaved head guy on the right is not afraid to show some butt crack.

3:49 pm June, 6 dickie fingers said...

Guy in the sunglasses is checking out the sideboob on that pasty feller. This picture lacks hot chicks.

5:05 pm June, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

Beloved Double Bubble Pear’s you know what for the win!!!!!!
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Reverse Cowgirl Pear is as outstanding as girls who thoroughly enjoy Reverse Cowgirl. What a great position and bless them all who make the effort and excel when called upon to do so.
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Hipster pasty white SBR for the fail, how dare you you D-Sock!!, speaking of bass playing check out Stanley Clarkes “School Days” if you wanna experience what bad ass bass playing is all about, Phil Lesh is no slouch either.

6:37 pm June, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This is how I imagine ‘Sock on stage
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6:45 pm June, 6 admin said...

@ dickie fingers – I just can’t bring meself to burn top shelf hott pics for FT&L. But I gots me a good stockpile of some good ones thanks to the cultivating skills of several regs. I shall bring more hott to bear.

7:54 pm June, 6 dickie fingers said...

I will consider myself reprimanded. I any of youse here a loud thump tonight that will be me throwing myself off the wagon. No booze this week.

8:59 pm June, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

Beloved Double Bubble Pear’s Ham Dangle™ gives my tongue the Renob.
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That rash on the underside of Brometheus’s arm reeks of rancid Gruyere and shame.
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Mmmmmmmm……………..PEAR!!!!!

1:10 am June, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This is how I imagine Dark Sock in a band. School Of Mock.
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3:42 pm June, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Though the pear is nice and all, at times I like to see what a girl is packing on the front side.

3:46 pm June, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I always pictured Dark Sock as more into the progressive rock scene.

7:30 pm June, 7 Charles Douchewin said...

^ SITE SAFETY
This site has Mocked for:
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Without accidentally clicking a Jacques link.
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PREVIOUS RECORD
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Accidents are avoidable!

1:07 am June, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Whatever you do you owe it to yourself to click on JD’s Front Side link. No kidding around it’s Renoberific!!!

2:22 am June, 8 FredN. said...

JD’s front link is hot stuff cuz she’s a normal girl w/ one boob bigger than the rest. Proves they’re real AND fantastic.

The fire in the pit is dying with the light rain in Chicago, and my margarita won’t fill itself, despite the vicious harangue I repeatedly launch it’s direction, so I will have to slip inside and fillerup myself.

Sonos on the patio is heaven on earth. Neighbors have to listen to Japandroids, then Jimmy Cliff, then Pet Sounds, all while I drift out to the street in a ghost white hoodie scaring the teens cruising by. High school chicks who should KNOW better by now (my exploits are legend), actually slow to investigate. Drift back to the flickering flames, hoping to draw them in like moths. Crap– kid is awake and needs a glass of water. Throw the marg water on the fire and head in. iPad in tow, luscious smoke embedded in the hair, life is still good.

In other words, thanks for the pears, ‘Sock. We all owe you one.

6:16 pm June, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Hear ye, Hear ye, ETD? proposes a contest, no not the contest George supposedly won on Seinfeld, I’m talking World Cup 2014 hottest fan base appreciation. As you might or might know starting this Thursday the World Cup 2014 in Brazil kicks off. One of the cool things about this contest is the smoking hott chicks wearing next to nothing representing their countries. In a few days time the press (Brit rags, et al) will be presenting copious amounts of photos chock full of body painted, midriff baring, side boob & cleavite revealing, taut firm buttocked etc; lovelies from all over the world rooting on their national team. I for one am a huge fan and by huge fan I mean Renob.
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I say we all pick a team to root for and for that said team submit to he of the DarkSock the best pics for our veiwing consumption. I will start by picking the Netherlands, Dutch hotts like to get down and are very open minded when it comes to sexuality and expression of said sexuality.
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Here’s a taste of what one can expect
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https://www.google.com/search?q=world+cup+2014+hot+fans&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=sb&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=27iUU7KZIM2ZqAaR54KICw&ved=0CCcQsAQ&biw=1226&bih=675
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You want your team to advance in the tourney so choose wisely IE with your head and not your junk. The winner gets bragging rights as being thee preeminent appreciator of foreign hottness.

6:27 pm June, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

For you of those not familiar I’ll give you some suggestions: German chicks like to party, Argentinian chicks are smoking hott (Think Fenny), Brazilian chicks come on all sizes and colors, English broads can be foul mouthed which they offset by being naughty (I love Hampstead), Uruguay equally as hott as Argentinians. Then of course there are the Spanish lovelies and their neighbors in Portugal. Italian, French, Belgian & Russian chicks bring it too. Croatia is a sleeper probably won’t advance far but. Tis a shame the Czech Republic and or Slovakia didn’t qualify, world class hotts to be sure.

6:32 pm June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I made my daughter stop soccer cause it made her My Little Pony’s tail’s stain embarrassed.
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Mrs. Kroeger just let me know that she hired a 16 year old French Canadian nanny for the summer. My penis says yes.

6:33 pm June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My conscience says “Hell yes”

6:42 pm June, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Just a sample from 2010
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http://www.rsvlts.com/2014/05/23/hottest-fans-of-world-cup-2010/#16

8:53 pm June, 8 hermit said...

I predict a hidden security camera in the Kroeger bathroom’s near future.

4:12 am June, 9 DarkSock said...

Oh, you guys…
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and regarding the 11-year-olds pulling off Rush’s “La Villa Strangiato”…fuggit, I quit.
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*sells gear on craigslist”

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