Tuesday, February 8, 2005

Friday Haiku

whats got 2 thumbs...Yo, whose got two thumbs
And has somethin’ finger-lickin’good?
Not this fella. Yo.

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Charles Douchewin wins the Internet this Week, barely edging out D. Wallnuts.  Son.
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Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…
These two hotts would have
better luck with actual
chickens than with him.
 

 

Capt. James T. Douche said...
Under novelty
Panties reveals tan lines that
give me a Renob

Charles Douchewin said…
The new ad campaign
for Australian KFC
is big down under.

The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
Early twenties is
Funderwear. Soon Father Time
Brings the butt shingles.

DoucheyWallnuts said…
I wish we could trade
These three to the al-Quada
For the deserter

hermit said…
She said unto him,
You’ll have three genital warts
before the cock crows.

Jacques Doucheteau said…
So “I love poultry”
is carte blanche for looking like
gerbil wearing tie?

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3:50 pm June, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Two more customers
leave Hustler shop depressed when
Chad drops his soiled drawers.

3:53 pm June, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Pair quickly returns
purchases after Chad shows
he has same undies.

3:55 pm June, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

These two hotts would have
better luck with actual
chickens than with him.

3:57 pm June, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Chad offers to give
them “a bone” but girls prefer
actual meat there.

4:00 pm June, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Chad offers his thumbs
to girls because he knows his
chicken wing too small.

9:36 pm June, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Under novelty
Panties reveals tan lines that
give me a Renob

9:37 pm June, 5 Charles Douchewin said...

The new ad campaign
for Australian KFC
is big down under.

9:37 pm June, 5 Charles Douchewin said...

This is one of the
many ways mother nature
conveys: DO NOT TOUCH!

9:38 pm June, 5 Charles Douchewin said...

Disney cashes in
with ex-mousketeers turned tramps
for Newsies remake!

9:39 pm June, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Disaster strikes when
A certain monthly problem
Suddenly appears.

http://youtu.be/jeVfLOqtPR8

11:10 pm June, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Girl’s graphic undies
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey Holes.

11:11 pm June, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the cock in
The undies or it gets the
Hose. The fag hag hose.

11:14 pm June, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Early twenties is
Funderwear. Soon Father Time
Brings the butt shingles.

11:16 pm June, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mother’s shame lingers
Long after. Father’s shame makes
Him strap cock to leg.

11:18 pm June, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the background a
Minstrel sings of Mordor. He
Only speaks once. Hodor.

11:20 pm June, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He sees no evil.
Monkey flings poo. Rev Chad sees
Hot and cold estrus.

11:54 pm June, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Doctor Seuss Nightmare
The Douche in the Hat and Bleeths
Showing trou. White trash.

11:55 pm June, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Honeys, shave that thang
And don’t let Doucheholio
Get a piece of it

11:56 pm June, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I would kill that guy
And gently analize Bleeths
Right this second. Son

11:59 pm June, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I hate my renoB
Thanks to this scenario
And Fuck You, Dark Sock

12:00 am June, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Douchebag attire
Makes me wish I had nuke bomb
I’d press the button

12:09 am June, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Descending into
A bourbon induced frenzy
I’d mutilate him

12:29 am June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Loaded up with nerve
Pills and Sleepeeze, I go smoke
Perchance to dream drink.

1:15 am June, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I wish we could trade
These three to the al-Quada
For the deserter

2:07 am June, 6 hermit said...

She said unto him,
You’ll have three genital warts
before the cock crows.

2:11 am June, 6 hermit said...

By the way Darksock
With your eleven syllable second line
who’s the scofflaw now?

2:11 am June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lerxt In Wonderland.
Dark Sock sees through to the vast
Beyond. We’re just dust.
.

2:13 am June, 6 DarkSock said...

Et Tu, Sir Hermit?
Here you go, you Dirty Apes;
Break out the lotion…
.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/02/friday-thoughts-n-links-3/

2:15 am June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Deserter going
To Gitmo. This dude is going
Nowhere with teen hots.

6:17 am June, 6 Jacques Doucheteau said...

So “I love poultry”
is carte blanche for looking like
gerbil wearing tie?

12:42 pm June, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

What has two thumbs, no
cocck or hope of pleasing these
two? Yeah, it’s this douche!

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