Friday Haiku
Yo, whose got two thumbs
And has somethin’ finger-lickin’good?
Not this fella. Yo.
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Charles Douchewin wins the Internet this Week, barely edging out D. Wallnuts. Son.
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Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…
These two hotts would have
better luck with actual
chickens than with him.
Capt. James T. Douche said...
Under novelty
Panties reveals tan lines that
give me a Renob
Charles Douchewin said…
The new ad campaign
for Australian KFC
is big down under.
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
Early twenties is
Funderwear. Soon Father Time
Brings the butt shingles.
DoucheyWallnuts said…
I wish we could trade
These three to the al-Quada
For the deserter
hermit said…
She said unto him,
You’ll have three genital warts
before the cock crows.
Jacques Doucheteau said…
So “I love poultry”
is carte blanche for looking like
gerbil wearing tie?
Two more customers
leave Hustler shop depressed when
Chad drops his soiled drawers.
Pair quickly returns
purchases after Chad shows
he has same undies.
These two hotts would have
better luck with actual
chickens than with him.
Chad offers to give
them “a bone” but girls prefer
actual meat there.
Chad offers his thumbs
to girls because he knows his
chicken wing too small.
Under novelty
Panties reveals tan lines that
give me a Renob
The new ad campaign
for Australian KFC
is big down under.
This is one of the
many ways mother nature
conveys: DO NOT TOUCH!
Disney cashes in
with ex-mousketeers turned tramps
for Newsies remake!
Disaster strikes when
A certain monthly problem
Suddenly appears.
http://youtu.be/jeVfLOqtPR8
Girl’s graphic undies
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey Holes.
It puts the cock in
The undies or it gets the
Hose. The fag hag hose.
Early twenties is
Funderwear. Soon Father Time
Brings the butt shingles.
Mother’s shame lingers
Long after. Father’s shame makes
Him strap cock to leg.
In the background a
Minstrel sings of Mordor. He
Only speaks once. Hodor.
He sees no evil.
Monkey flings poo. Rev Chad sees
Hot and cold estrus.
Doctor Seuss Nightmare
The Douche in the Hat and Bleeths
Showing trou. White trash.
Honeys, shave that thang
And don’t let Doucheholio
Get a piece of it
I would kill that guy
And gently analize Bleeths
Right this second. Son
I hate my renoB
Thanks to this scenario
And Fuck You, Dark Sock
Douchebag attire
Makes me wish I had nuke bomb
I’d press the button
Descending into
A bourbon induced frenzy
I’d mutilate him
Loaded up with nerve
Pills and Sleepeeze, I go smoke
Perchance to dream drink.
I wish we could trade
These three to the al-Quada
For the deserter
She said unto him,
You’ll have three genital warts
before the cock crows.
By the way Darksock
With your eleven syllable second line
who’s the scofflaw now?
Lerxt In Wonderland.
Dark Sock sees through to the vast
Beyond. We’re just dust.
.
Et Tu, Sir Hermit?
Here you go, you Dirty Apes;
Break out the lotion…
.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/02/friday-thoughts-n-links-3/
Deserter going
To Gitmo. This dude is going
Nowhere with teen hots.
So “I love poultry”
is carte blanche for looking like
gerbil wearing tie?
What has two thumbs, no
cocck or hope of pleasing these
two? Yeah, it’s this douche!