The Shunning of the Trump Voter
You. Yes, you.
You voted for Trump?
You are a human Zika virus. A walking Walking Dead walker with the rotting, fetid stench of seasons five through seven seeping through every cell of your corporeal body. Every pixel of your online presence. You are to be psychologically and conceptually quarantined. Forever.
I curse you with every elemental fiber of my being. I expunge you with every ounce of my soul, my shmeg, and my spirit. Let you be forever damned as the rank choadscrote that you chose to become due to your own misguided volition.
You deserve no forgiveness.
You deserve no retrial.
You are hereby cast out.
You are not a part of the legitimate discourse of a civil society. And you are certainly not invited to my next birthday party. And that party will be awesome. It will contain real people. It will have cheese dip. And premium gouda. And tasty Hostess treats. Yes, even Chocodiles. And people with actual souls. People with consciousness. From Socrates to Billy Ocean. The collective progress of Humankind. Of which you are no longer a member. Sorry, toad pimple. You forever vanquished your right to lay claim to the progression narrative of the human race.
You are douche.
But not just any douche. We need an invented moniker for the hypertext vortex of ferret pus suckage that you embody in the apex of wretchedness that your life choices reached. You are not merely standard issue douche. Nor are you an amusingly eccentric scrotey nitwank. You fall neither hither nor thither on the spectrum of ‘bag.
You are a new form of pimple lick. A collage assemblage of various marsupial poo, each a differing shade of fecal brown. The collective effect is one of patchwork shite. To name you a single feces is to do a disservice to the many sphincters and colons that collectively excreted the various elements that make up your kaleidoscopic dung discharge.
As such, we are at an impasse. For there are not enough neologisms to express my contempt for your retched life choices that you exemplify, occupy, taint, or otherwise smear with the vile spittle that pours forth like mildewy Mountain Dew from your scaly manure-built form.
You have an excuse for your actions, I’m sure. You hated Hillary. You just wanted a tax break. You wanted a certain kind of Supreme Court justice or just thought it would be hi-larious to mix it up by voting for an orange simian rhesus hemorrhoid.
Unacceptable.
Shove it up your ass like a week old slurpee stained dumpster outside a 7-11 in Sheboygan. Even if that 7-11 was once a White Castle. And even if the memories of those savory square burgers still haunts its myopic walls. The dumpster don’t lie. Once you pulled the lever for a preening con-man sexual abuser, you exemplified the narcissistic diuretic spew of that most craven core embodiment of American Douchebaggery.
For what is a douchebag if not you? Douches ignore the larger world in favor of the narcissistic self. ‘Bags discard consciousness, thought, communication, and honesty in service of core lizard-brain pleasures rooted in cartoonish fantasy. The fist pump and the hair gel are nothing more than extensions of amoral self-worship. And so is the Trump vote.
And therefore ipso facto cognito ergo leggo, so the mucky muck are you. You sorry, pathetic milk teat on the taint of a toad.
Douche.
You.
I’m talking to you.
You never shaved your chest but voted for Trump? You are douche. You never chugged a Bud Light Lime while calling a girl “bro” but voted for Trump? Douche.
I hereby micturate on your rug for all eternity. Because you live in the age of infinite, accessible information laying at your fingertips. And yet you chose ignorance and hysteria over consciousness and thought. Enlightenment beckoned. And you chose the Great Orange Darkness.
There is only one course of action left.
“Hot Chicks with Douchebags” calls for a complete and total shunning of all Trump voters from every aspect of respectable life. You aren’t just to be mocked for eternity. You are to be held in utter fucking contempt by all that value anything beyond the navel gaze. All that value the notion of humanity above primal animal urges and violent impulses of the jungle.
To the millions of us on the side of righteousness, I call on you to join me. Participate in this collective shunning of those that deserve nothing but shun. De-friend any Trumpdouches in your midst. If they’re family? Cut them off. Scientology style.
Gone. Dismissed. Forever.
They do not deserve reasoning. They do not deserve negotiation. They do not deserve even a rabbit fart iota of respek.
Christian Audigier and Ed Hardy are dead now. But the legacy of their wretched narcissism lives on.
In the Trumpdouche. The faux tribal tattoo on the bicep of humanity. They deserve to be scrubbed off and flushed down the toilet as soon as possible. As soon as the rest of us can gather enough Lysol to scrub your toxicity away. Forever.
This is our next challenge. Our calling. This is a war. Choose your side. And do not go weak kneed simply because a meat-sack in human form resembles an actual human when justifying their Faustian bargain.
View them for what they are. Condemn them for failing to be what could so easily have been theirs. A world of knowledge. Intelligence. Humanity.
They rejected the modern world. We reject them.
FRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIISSSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
If i’m not allowed to post here ever again I will feel genuinely bad.
It will force me to spend more time with my inflatable trump doll. LOTS more.
In fact, just the thought makes me tumescent.
And, just for fun:
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, HIPPIES!!!!!!!!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WON!!!!!
YOUUUUUUUUUUUU LOST!!!!!!!!!!!
TRUMP PRESIDENT FOR LIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
I knoa you all agree with me…………..
I still love ya DB1. Wait, they didn’t let me vote cause I was a white illegal.
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If HCwDB was still a thing, Trump would not have been elected. Abandoning your role as cultural role model left us with a void. A void filled which morphed into the alt-right.
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As Commandant of the Eastern Ontario Aryan Star Chapter, I will ask that you are spared the wrath of the coming purge of intellectuals and lesser celebrities.
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First to go on the boxcars will be complicit late night hosts, Lena Dunham, Wolf Blitzer, and all professors of the softer social sciences.
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Heil, and shit.
And now, for something completely different:
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Happy news of tragedies averted, for Doc Bunsen:
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http://abc7.com/pets/pit-bull-credited-with-saving-teen-from-rape-gets-his-day/1647673/
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http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-man-emasculated-during-failed-attempt-to-rape-pit-bull/
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^Doc, is the mug of that dog photoshopped, particularly happy, or just normal?
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Who the hell is Wolf Blitzer?
A 7-11 dumpster up the ass? How is that even possible?
Word.
I name my stools…for the past month they have all been ‘Donald’. The evacuation process is known as ‘Trumping’. Now I gotta go take a Trump
Is it just me or does it seems as if DB1 is not very happy with the results of the election?
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No worries though. America’s newfound glory will benefit all her citizens. Even those who are currently less than enthusiastic will be singing praises to the Orange One when greatness is made manifest.
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Every knee shall bow to the magnificence that is Donald the Triumphant.
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And the baby Jesus will smile.
Trump is the least of your problems in the U.S. of Israel. You do all know that all wars are bankers wars, and all bankers are Jews. I own three and I don’t even trust them.
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The funniest website since HCwDB is an alt-right site. Funny shit.
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http://www.dailystormer.com/washington-post-jew-michael-kinsley-calls-trump-a-clinical-fascist/
Yup, just flushed another Trump…called this one Baron, cuz it was smaller
YOU MAD, BRAAAA?
http://mountainvagabond.tumblr.com/post/154399519598/letswatchgirls-nathalie-x-sven-hildebrandt
“Does anybody remember laughter?”…..or ass pear?
I don’t give a shit
I wrote in Killer Kowalski for Prez. Hilary was as bad a candidate as Sarah Palin was for VP and Donald shares a lust for his daughter, Ivanka ,with me. That’s sick, man, because I’d eat her out
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Let’s all relax and just see how we’re looking in two years when there’s a chance to vote out the congress that’s done his bidding, if neccessary.
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Also, peep Valentina Gallego
Ooops
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Valentina
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More
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And yet more
Sometimes I have a hard time disambiguating good natured Ozzies, from braggadocious bags’. No offense to any one, or more, one of Nancy’s personalities.
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So, I can’t say if the guy in the link below gets leniency rules or not, but he does get get time with this OzHott. And for that, I commend him. And by commend him, I mean I’d lick the lint out of that vacuum trap just to imagine what that tastes like down under.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/today-show-vacuum-cleaner-hair_uk_57cd28aae4b09f5b5e36c91c
Enjoy your last Christmass before the Orange Menace blows up the world!!!!
If the (((liberals))) keep pushing, they get the hose. The multicultural hose.
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What’s the over-under on when the Cheeto Jesus is gonna start a war of his own? Day one?
Yes Dude, from day one he will declare war on unemployment, poverty and inept leadership. With pussy-grabbing intensity, he will vanquish the impotent media propagandists and lay to waste the elitist establishment.
Every (legal) man, woman and child will be joyously swept up as we shall march, ever-onward, in the unrelenting pursuit of Greatness!
Orange is the new awesome!
The salty tears of Martha Raddatz will water the seeds of liberty!
^Hermit.
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I’ve used the debacle of the liberal meltdown to expose the communist sheep in my life. I have disowned half of the people I know in my great socialist north. How they believed the lies of the jew media, Hollywood, and historical revisionism of the last century spins the brain of the most white Christian warrior? The Rev made enough money off the election to pay for all of his retroactively purchased weaponry and ammo, food stores, tents, etc for the bug out land of deer, pickerel, clean water, and fertile land. 200:1 was the odds on the day after the Glorious Leader proclaimed the rapist nature of Mexicans. God Bless You Trump and British bookies for making me rich again. For making my penis grow naturally again. For making my white brothers safe again. For turning my Jew wife into a neo-nazi again. All Hail the new order. Pray for the quick death of the cultural marxists, yuppies, and feminist.
^and the holocaust is a myth.
If that pantywaist socialist prime minister doesn’t appoint the Reverend Chad Kroeger Canadian ambassador to the U.N. then there is something inherently wrong with the system.
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And by “wrong with the system” I mean fuck the U.N.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BOLQdbOFza_/?hl=en
If Rev Peyton doesn’t get to perform at the inauguration then shame on all of us:
Rev Peyton Awesomeness
I can not believe that DB1 is a part of the Zionist Occupying Government of the United States of Israel. HE has clemency as my friend. The UN is a Zio/Islamist conspiracy to fulfill the edict of the “Coughenouv/Kalergi ” Plan. The EU actually gives an award every year for the person most who does the most to destroy the white, Christian, patriarchy at the behest of the elders of zion. We will not take it anymore. The socialists will fail. The feminists will be boiled in a vat of patchoulli. The hippies have finally lost, but they gave us good tunes.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHsZxJlxHYw
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Every moslem attack is paid for by the CIA/Mossad cabal to inflame whites against moslems. The jew will survive.
@Vinny D, I’ve known Josh Peyton since he was a crumb cruncher with Cheerios stuck to his pajamas. His father and I were business partners in the 80’s. Dude can definitely jam. I don’t see him playing at the inauguration, he hates Trump almost as much as our humble narrator.
“Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.”
I hope it was the GI Joe doll with the Kung Fu grip, otherwise your son might be a little fugaze….. know what I’m sayin?
Nice post, happy to read your blog
I’m just here for the comments section. As in, I kinda figured DB1 would have an unpleasant surprise on just how many of his regs support Trump.
Shun not, lest ye be shunned?
Wandered by today to see if my beloved HCwDB was still up. I have to say, it was not surprising that the election of Trump brought the white supremacist to the surface of many of the commenters here, like scum to the surface of the pot. @RevChad, the holocaust never happened? The “jew media?” You realize Trump’s tongue is so far up Bibi Netanyahu’s ass it’s licking the back of his teeth, right? But then again, cognition was never your strong suit. Why don’t you get your guns and ammo and bullshit and take your terrified cracker ass off the grid, where you won’t have to fear big bad Jewry ever again. Weak-ass motherfucker. How’s that winning going for you?
Trip down memory lane! Too bad, db1! KUDOS Jeet Kune, Rev Chad, hermit (AND ESPECIALLY, ESPECIALLY FOR PERFECT ASS PEAR!!).
Ohh, and FUCK YOU to the new TURD on the block – sirhuddles! And by FUCK YOU, I mean FUUUUUCCCCKKKK YYYYYOOOOUUUUU!!!!!
That is easily the best repudiation of Trump I have read so far. It deserves a Pulitzer.
Man, I came here for some laughs, not for the narrator to show how absolutely fucking ridiculously uneducated, brainwashed, unwise, stupid, ignorant, and 100% LAZY and wrong one person could be about politics. In the age of information, being 100% uninformed is a CHOICE. Wanna make a difference dummy? Start researching why your FRAUD who went under the ficticious name “Barack Obama” has a forged draft card, forged birth certificate, stolen SSI#, fake Christian, fake accent, fake Dad, fake bio, fake “wife” who was swinging ” her” big balls on Ellen Degenerate, Marxist, communist, Saul Alinsky following, Satan worshipping, crack smoking HOMO, and tell your readers about it. Then you might understand why a SELF MADE MAN whose life work netted him 9 BILLION DOLLARS, who is using his REAL NAME WITH REAL IDENTITY DOCUMENTS, who LOVES HIS COUNTRY and it’s people is a Good thing. Hurry up..run along….you have ALOT of research to do. Surely you are not THAT fucking LAZY you won’t research EVERY LAST THING I SAID to see how ignorant you are.
For the record, this is still chuckleworthy, a year later.
How was the birthday party op ?
Two words for you (maybe you should look them up):
– democracy
– totalitarianism
>world of intelligence
LOL, no. Have you seen the national IQ estimates for most Third World countries?
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