Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Dane Cook Singlehandedly Revives Hot Chicks with Douchebags

Seeing this crusty toe fungus of a 50 year old choadbucket announce his engagement to his “long-time” 23 year old girlfriend is just about enough to motivate your hapless narrator to stumble out of a Night Train and HoHos induced nine year coma and post again on HCwDB.

For those that read this site back in the halycon days, Cookwank was a long time source of douchemock.

• An early HCwDB Appearance
• Readers debating Cookbaggery in 2008
• Cookbag mocking ‘the haters’ in 2008
• Even more of this fratmongering rhesus chimp as his career faded in 2010

No surprise to find this bloated simulation of an actual comedian returning to the (un)hallowed halls of mock on this site.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to the Studio City Erewhon to oggle Real Housewives and buy a seven dollar cold brew.