Livin' the Beard
I’m not sure it qualifies as classically douchey, but for those men losing their hair who do the inverted shaved-head/beard thing, uhm no. Please stop.
Dominatrix Monica suffocates me with the tatted thigh, and I thank her for it and ask for more.
My Daily Checklist
(x) Wake up to A.M. clock radio playing “Out of Time” by Huey Lewis and the News
(x) Have my Rube Goldberg breakfast maschine make me pancakes and Mr. T cereal
( ) Realize not all cultural references need to involve pop artifacts from the mid 1980s
(x) water the azelia tree growing on the supine lupus in the back yard
(x) feed the hybrid pygmy alpacas being bred on the veranda
(x) Pay special attention to my special alpaca friend. I call her “Susan.”
(x) Ponder a Godless universe by twirling in place and holding my breath
(x) view HCwDB pic submissions
(x) Become annoyed at injustice
(x) Punch a nearby pedestrian ferret in the nadsack
( ) Order lunch from Vitellos
The Vulcans of Long Island
Is this the one when Kirk and Spock almost kiss?
Mongor and Pepe Hit on Carmella in a Frame Factory
When Mongor and his sidekick, Pepe, bust out the matching t-shirts and gold chains, Carmells knows what time it is.
Time to Call a Cab time.
Somewhere in a Human Zoo on Tralfamador…
The Tralfamadorians blink their eye and stare with a marked lack of comprehension .
Riff Raff Continues to Cash In
The Artist still known as Riff Raff continues to attempt douchebaggery as performance art.
Do not be fooled.
Self-reflexive and ironic douchebaggery is just douchebaggery under another paradigm.
Bonro and The Ledge Struggle to Make Ends Meet in an Alternate Reality
Ever since the failure of the 1997 demo CD, “The Josephus Tree,” Bonro and The Ledge have pieced together rent money working at various Dublin nightclubs.
Irish Mary is not impressed.
And by alternate reality, I mean this reality.
Benzino and Rich Girl Rachel's Girls are Getting Ready for the 2012 Douchie Awards
Benzino’s even dressing up in his finest douchewear.
Rich Girl Rachel’s Girls are plump and full of milkic anticipation.
Even these bros are excited.
The annual HCwDB awards show is almost on…
HCwDB of the Month: Mutato the Bug-Eye Freak and Sister Christie
It wasn’t a full month, so no vote, but Mutato’s inflated douche-everything and the perfect shoulder suckle of Sister Christie are a worthy final entrant in our 2012 Douchie Awards, which start in a week.
Get ready.
Bring it.
And if ya wanna write one of the categories and give out an award, drop your humb narrs a line.
