Big Red III: Big Red Strikes Back
It’s hard to put in words just how genius this pic of Big Red is. It’s like a needle of douche adrenaline (adrenadouche?) to the heart. This pic raises the ghosts of all departed douchebags past who sing Big Red’s douchey praises while lusting after this dark haired beaut.
This pic warms the coals on the fire of ‘baggitude in so many fantastic ways, that it’s not just the Night Train talking or the fact I’m half passed out on my floor on a Friday, or even that the smell in my kitchen seems to have gone away.
This pic is so fantastic, I’m giddy like a French schoolgirl. Goofy like a wigga Nick Carter sibling on that new show. Big Red, like The Shocker, like Glinty, Mellonhead, Chubawumbag or even The Warthog (yech!), joins the Pantheon of uber-scrote. For that reason I can’t add him in next week’s HCwD of the Week contest. He gets his own special corner of the HCwD ‘Bags and Legends section on the strength of this pic alone.
So lets ride this glorious muppet-head scrote and the hottie he’s mugging on into the weekend, and may you all have a douche-free night filled with un-Bleethed hotties…
