Blondbacca
The only thing better than kicking back with a Newcastle after a long day of work is seeing a wooly dreadlocked douche macking on five feet two inches of pure cheerleader goodness.
This medieval crusader from the CapitolOne commercials takes his ‘baggery to next-level incoherence through the perfectly placed lip-ring.
A word to the wise: If you’re going to spot a wigga rasta unwashed feral look when hitting on the ladies, adding the lip-ring will blow the deal. You can’t simultaneously sport the unkept 1970s Brazilian Soccer Team look AND a hipster lip-ring and have any hope of scoring with a hot piece of sex goodness.
It is at this point that DB1 realizes that Blondbacca has, in fact, snared a sexy young thing with a drool inducing collar bone.
Uhm…
DB1 is now intravenously adminstering shots of Jaeger.
Blondbacca says, “Vote for HCwD of the Week!”
And yes, the DB1 is aware that Blondbacca has made a previous appearance on this site, but he is way too hung over to go back and find it.
