The Chocodile Hunter
There’s little left to be said about the genius that is White Chocolate. Only that his powers of douchebaggery are possibly 2nd tier only to the hallowed Grieco himself.
Look at this profound douchitude. So many levels, so many permutations, so many ass-chins of douche it’s hard to know where to begin. Top it off with this sultry cherry cuddling up with him, and the only debate left to have is whether W.C. gets one Douchie Award Nomination or gets multiple categories.
He may not have been a HCwDotW winner, but W.C. will always have a place in our hearts. And by “hearts,” I mean collective spew.