Most Annoying New Douche Move: Pointing. At. His. Abs.
Ladies and gentlemen, cupcakes and lamb fries, here is your 2007 Douchie winner for Most Annoying New Douche Move:
The Ab Lobster
Besting the legends that are Peaches and The Trainwreck, the scrotal move of the ab point was simply too much to overcome.
A well deserved and hard fought Douchie for the Lobster and Blondie to take home and place on the mantelpiece.
And by mantelpiece I mean creepy Miami shirtless tools.
An excellent debate in the comments thread here broke out between the relative merits of originality, douchological importance, ubiquity and overall grease factor. But while the Trainwreck came in a close second, and with Peaches finding his support as well, it was the Lobster for the win.
And by win, I mean abs.
And by abs, I mean pointing. At. Them.
