Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Spikiest Hair: Douchsplosion
Give it up to the exploding cactus hair of Douchesplosion, who first crystallized on the site back in April.
The fact Douchsplosion came from nowhere to overtake both Wheatstalks and The Crystalline Scroteflake is one of the upset shockers of the 2007 Douchies.
Like Kevin Costner beating out Martin Scorsese for Best Director in 1990. Or American Beauty winning anything outside of a pie eating contest in Wil Wheaton’s imagination.
Douchsplosion has that certain je ne sais quaff. Oh wait, it’s pretty obvious. He’s got a really big-ass cactus head. And two Frosh Sorority Cutes. That’s enough to win the category.
Besides, the Stalks and the Scroteflake, honorable Mentions to: BOING! and White Buckwheat, in this hotly contested Douchie.
