Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Stonebag / Not a Stonebag

Is Stony a ‘bag? Not a ‘bag? I don’t know.

All I know is her eyes call to me with the unknowable erotics of otherness. Her lips are pouty little pillows I would camp out on for weeks of monastic meditation before my descent into boobal perfection.

So yeah. Stony. You’re a douche. Because she’s touching your shirt with playful affection.

And you have an earring. And a tiny pizza bagel on the tip of your chin.