The Hot Chicks with Douchebags Book
It’s Sunday Night, and your humble narrator in all things chin-fungus/thigh-suckle, The DB1, has returned from a relaxing weekend of non-douche contemplation and boobie meditation.
Although it’s just under five months out, I’ve put up a link to pre-order my book through Amazon.com. You’ll see it on the upper left of the homepage.
We’re still working on the cover art, but the book will be a full color extravaganza through all the categories, subsections, manifestations and scatalogical classifications of all things douche/hott.
It’s 95% new pics (over 150 choice cuts of hott/scrote), features some site favorites, a roadmap to de-douchification, a history of douchebaggery, as well as a ton of surprises I don’t want to give away.
Needless to say I’m very proud of it, and if you’re a fan of this site, I think you’ll love it. I worked my ass off on it all summer and fall, and it’s all that I could’ve hoped for. Which means a cultural paradigm shifting artifact meant to confuse and perplex future historians.
I’ll post more info as the book release gets closer, as well as info on the Book Release Party in Las Vegas, Nevada. Yes, the Heart of Doucheness itself.
But for now we celebrate. And by celebrate I mean mock a classic ‘bag like White Chocolate.
Full posting resumes tomorrow.
