Monday, June 30, 2008
He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks: Summer Poet
And while you mull your vote in the Weekly, here’s a small advance sample from HCwDB poet emeritus He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks‘ upcoming poetry book, “I Once Had a Thing For Brunettes”:
(cue bongos)
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Bad kissers turn me off.
I once had a thing for brunettes but over the years I lost it. You can find it at Bed, Bath & Beyond
I pretty much like to have girls eat out the palm of my hand cuz I’m god’s gift to women. What can you offer me besides sex? …..Dam Gurl
Pretty much I’m the f@#king man and if you hear other wise it’s cuz they jealous I’m doin my thang while they suckin that d@#k of envy.
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