Saturday, June 28, 2008
Honorary Douchebag of the Month: Guy Fieri
File this one under “Captain Obvious.”
Chef, TGI Friday’s spokesman and TV personality Guy Fieri is a heaping serving of fried douche sandwich served in a greasy ashtray.
And since he keeps interrupting my TiVo’d Battlestar Gallactica episodes with his ridiculous first-person date advice ads for TGI Friday’s, I’m giving him a well deserved Honorary Douche of the Month.
I know you already knew that Guy Fieri was a huge douche. But it needed to be said.
Now Rachel Ray is one extra plump but very tasty serving of steak tar-tar that I would dip in wasabe, soufflé her Napoleons, and then continue making food references that were really euphemisms for sexual deviancy. She is all sorts of Young Martha Stewart raunch.
