Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Reader Mail: The Cookbag

Angry Girl writes in:

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If there’s anything or anyone I hate more than Dane Cook, it’s someone who actually aspires to be him. Dane Cook is this guy’s hero; He considers himself a local celebrity in F@#ING TENNESSEE.

He’s always talking on his iphone (for which he never paid my friend back) saying things like, “ya beautiful” and “oh, i’ll catch ya lata babe. ya know i loves ya.” you wanna read the rap he wrote? let me know.

his repuation only exists at some townie bar, and yet he’s deluded enough to think he’s ballin’. for christ’s sake, he constantly uses “hollywood” and “vegas” as ADJECTIVES to describe his pathetic mundane life. this guy SUMS UP douche.

– Angry Girl
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Yikes. I almost feel bad for the guy after that verbal whiplashing. But not bad enough not to post his ass to the site.

Do I want to read the rap he wrote?

Yes. Yes I do.

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