Tuesday, July 22, 2008

He Just Bangs Bitches and Makes $4.2 Million


Like Emerson, Thoreau and Andrew “Dice” Clay before him, the eloquent and poetic lyricism of He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks has moved the human soul with the longing and pathos of our collective existential journey. While macking on the honeys at the same time.

HJBB&D does so once again, with this short, poetic verse:

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Status: HJBB&D has to make a few more fone calls and within 12-14 months my net worth will be $4.2 Million.

I dropped outta college…big waste of time

hmm what should I get first a porsche? jaguar? lamborghini? how about all 3 within a year? Exactly.
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Exactly, HJBB&D.

Exactly.

# posted by douchebag1

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