Saturday, November 29, 2008

Celebrity HCwDB of the Month: Aniston and Mayerbag


Al CaDouche writes in with a late season celebrity HCwDB coupling that will vie for a 2008 Douchie next week:

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I am an amatuer ‘bag hunter here in Chicago. I have never written in nor sent in a photo because Chicago is filled with scrote and bleeth. I could go to Wrigleyville every night and expose the world of douche in this city… but frankly I don’t have the time nor the SD memory card space required to chronicle the sheer numbers.

Anyway, I open the New York Times on Sunday and was smacked in the grill by a kissy faced Jennifer Aniston. Has hanging on John Mayer’s taint turned her into Hollywood Fung? I say yes.

Al CaDouche
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My distaste for the Mayerbag has a long history. You can read my rants on the douchosity of Mayer here and here.

Recently, Mayerbag penned some irono-cool letter to his ladiez, which you can read here.

Mayerdouche personifies “spectral douchosity.” Unlike the clownish Kid Rock, scrotewankery radiates from Mayerbag’s soul, not his cap tilt. Although he did get sleeve tatts. This tool is hanging on to his “above it all nonchalance” act, and failing miserably.

You suck, Mayerdouche. Dating Rachel won’t save you from that basic truth.

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