He Just Bangs Bitches and Is Going to be Treated Like a Pharaoh
HCwDB Monthly winner and Hall of Scrote legend, He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks welcomes Samurai Scrote to the Yearly with a burst of linguistic tone-poetry on his Facebook page:
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I wasn’t born to work.
Other people were born to do what I want them to do.
A single hour of my life is worth more than a whole year of a person’s.
I don’t breathe what you breathe.
We are not the same.
I’m not going to work a 9 to 5 and then come back home and have bills to pay with tons of debt from a $400k house that will take me 20 years to pay off. I sure as hell ain’t living in an apartment either. People WILL build my 20 bedroom, 8 bathroom, 8 garage MANSION, and they WILL love doing it.
This way I shall have MY time to do the things that matter as I leverage others’ times to do things that I want them to do.
I’m going to be treated like a PHARAOH and people WILL love slaving themselves to my demands.
Activities: Anything I want to do…
Interests: I’m not here to make friends..I’m here to f@#k bitches and get money.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the Marcel Proust of our time.
