Douchiest Hair: Wheatstalks
The first official Douchie of 2008 for Douchiest Hair goes to none other than Wheatstalks. His earlier pic was a finalist in 2007, making him a two year nominee, and first year “winner.” And by winner, I mean ass-clown.
He was also tagged by a reader in August.
I’d say take a bow, Wheatstalks, but wouldn’t want you to impale the orchestra.
For pulling a delightfully curvy Mediterranean Hott, as well as a consistent body of work (hair), Wheatstalks deserves his moment in the (thinning) sun. Now someone find a weed-wacker.
(Dis)honorable mention to the other finalists in hairsplosion, The Strobe Light Drip, The Lawnmower Man, The Torch, The Flame Twins, Hawk and Eraserhead. And of course Fung, but Fung’s singularity is too big for this category.
