Thursday, April 30, 2009

Kissyface Slims and Lola


Here’s the thing, Kissyface. A D-Neck shirt betraying a beer bottle tatt, just above a middle aged paunch, is not a good look. Embrace your transition into your late 30s.

Lola may be trashy, mai tai bar hott trampy sexy, but thems hills call for my Lewises to Clark her Nanooks of the North.

And yes, that last sentence devolved into the obvious historical references. Because yesterday used up my Freud chits for the week.

# posted by douchebag1

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