Friday Thoughts and Links
Economic recession? A new year? A changing culture?
Fish Slap scoffs at such trivialities. For Fish Slap’s chin strap, his 172 degree hat tilt and his b-cup moobs are 4 Eva.
It’s enough to remind us that while some things in life seem impermanent, transitory and ephemeral, other things remind us of a broad continuum of a larger humanity. As absurd as we can become, as radical alterity shifts our social strata, some things will safely stay the same. Even a mooby uberdouche like The Slap.
Here’s your links:
Ed Hardy now makes toy helicopters. The only things yet to be branded “Hardy” are butt plugs and plastic uvulas. And butt plugs are next.
Doucheclowns in the Lot Pt. 3. Yeah, there aren’t any real hotts in this sequence, but man alive, that clown personifies uberbag.
Seeking Roommate/Wingman (Hoboken, NJ) Bonus: He has a party boat “down the shore that fits 13 people and is equipt with a stripper pole.”
Minnesota educators want to ban Axe Bodyspray from schools. This doesn’t pass the smell test. I hate myself for having made that joke.
College Football’s Tim Tebow shows the faintest spikey hair blowout in presence of suckle thigh. Not enough to really be called ‘bag. But what the hell, it’s Friday.
Rcokst*r Inc. For when spelling correctly is just way too gauche.
And finally, while I don’t normally go for the Full Moon on this site, it’s been a tough week. You deserve a fully peeled Ass Pear (NSFW).
