Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Breaking: Marissa Miller Still Married to Douche Cactus
2008 Douchie Award Finalist for “Douchiest Celebrity Couple,” Marissa Miller and Cactus are still married.
Repeat… still married.
HCwDB News will keep you updated with the latest as it unfolds in this developing story.
By which we mean the moment Marissa Miller wakes up one morning and says, “I’m Marissa Miller. wtf.”
If you’re curious who won the 2008 Douchie Award for Douchiest Celebrity Couple, the answer is here. As if you had to ask.
