Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Smoot Wreck
Updates will be spotty today, as your humble narrator was in a nasty car accident last night. Seems my moronic New York cab driver decided to turn into a cement divider while going 70 on the Williamsberg Bridge. I spent a lovely night getting stitched up and hitting on my hott Asian nurse.
But all is fine. Just a bit of whiplash and some new scars to impress the ladies.
Since I’m recovering today, half conscious and jacked on pills, I thought I’d honor a car wreck with an equally horrific culture wreck.
That’s right. Smoot + Hott + Small White Puppy.
And don’t give me that “Smoot doesn’t look so bad here,” or I’ll slap you with this cranial awkwardness.
His neck looks like my neck feels.
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