Saturday, August 1, 2009

The Side Order of Freakshow


So I’m at the Coffee Bean this morning to order my daily iced Americano, when the counter guy asks me, “Would you like a heaping freakshow douchescrote mugging a Betty Page with tight butt with your order?”

Excuse me?, I responded.

“Would you like a heaping freakshow douchescrote mugging a Betty Page with tight butt with your order? We’re running a special.”

So I had to say yes.

Because can you really say no to a question like that?

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