Sunday, September 27, 2009
Criss Angel Douches Across Multiple Artistic Mediums
Not content with sullying the artistry of the performance of magic with his greasy asslickery, uberdouche Criss Angel is now bringing his special talent for taint to rock music.
As if Buckcherry hadn’t done enough. What’s next, Crissbag? Ruining Painting? What other means of artistic expression can you render ludicrous with your unique talent for displaying untalented Ed Hardy narcissistic suck vortex?
